This clip by regular JMG tipster Arksarbent has gone viral today. Enjoy five minutes of the most bizarre cray-cray you’ll hear this year. “Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub. Every corpse found without clothes has a partner that did away with them.” Also: Did you know that you’ll die within thirty minutes of rimming somebody? This came during the testimony about Lincoln, Nebraska’s proposed LGBT anti-discrimination ordinance.