In response to the DNC’s fictional Julia character, the Family Research Council has launched “Maggie”, a righteous Christian female who is from a “Godly intact family” and whose first date is with her father. Shudder. Maggie is a virgin on her wedding night and never ever sucks her husband’s cock. Which is how Jesus wants it.
RELATED: The FRC suggests the hashtag #IAmMaggie for tweets about how Christian women should behave. Have some fun with that!