Santorum Easter Ham

From Christwire, of course:

Nothing brings the family together like a home-cooked meal, but have your wife’s dishes grown dull and tired? Spice up your holiday with the exciting bounty of a Santorum Glazed Easter Ham! It’s thick and juicy, sweet and smoky, just like Pennsylvania’s favorite Senator himself! We glaze our hams faithfully a dozen times over to give them that wet, tangy taste that you only get from a fresh piece of meat! That spunky explosion of Santorum is so succulent, you’ll want to suck it right out!

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