Emperor Palpatine hates the eeeevillle of gay marriage.
Pope Benedict XVI on Friday condemned gay marriage in a speech to bishops from the United States after Maryland last week became the eighth US state to legalise same-sex unions. “Sexual differences cannot be dismissed as irrelevant to the definition of marriage,” the pope said, warning against “the powerful political and cultural currents seeking to alter the legal definition of marriage”. “Marriage and the family are institutions that must be promoted and defended from every possible misrepresentation of their true nature.” He also said bishops could not overlook “the serious pastoral problem presented by the widespread practice of cohabitation”. “The contemporary crisis of marriage and the family… has led to grave societal problems bearing an immense human and economic cost”
Following his speech, Pope Benedict returned to his private chamber where he rolled naked with altar boys on piles of jewels and gold.