NEW YORK: Heterosexual Married
Man Accused Of Dog-Fucking

Frothy was right! Gay marriage has brought man-on-dog fucking right here to New York! Oh, wait…

Residents and other associates of a popular building superintendent are finding it impossible to fathom that the married father could have molested a tenant’s Labrador retriever at the Rye Colony apartment complex.“It’s unbelievable,” said Kris Lumaj, who does renovation work at Rye Colony and has known the super for years. “That’s an animal, you know. He’s got a wife and two kids, has no criminal record. I don’t know anybody who’d say anything bad about him.”

Reportedly he was busted on a spycam set up because tenants suspected that somebody was entering their apartment while they were at work. That’s not all he was entering.