Crazy Eyes Turns Down DWTS

Michele Bachmann has declined the offer to appear on the next season of Dancing With The Stars.

The former Republican presidential candidate blasted out a release to dispel any lingering rumors: “In full disclosure, I did win a polka dancing competition when I was in the tenth grade at my alma mater, Anoka High School in Anoka, Minn.,” Bachmann said in a statement. “But, despite my tenth grade polka success and my lifelong love of ballroom dancing, the recent rumors are false. I will not be joining ‘Dancing with the Stars.'”

Herman Cain turned them down too.