Christians Should Boycott Starbucks Because Homosexuals Only Live To 42

Pastor Andrew invites your $10,000 donation which can be made by Paypal or by a posthumous direction of stocks in your will. Or you can CALL HIM at 877-537-8734.

UPDATE: Readers point out this clip from the VERY masculine Pastor Steven Andrew. GURL! Where’s that hissing radiator? Kind of explains everything, doesn’t it?