Swag Tuesday

Courtesy of the publisher, today’s Swag Tuesday prize is The Christwire Handbook, fresh from the authors of the hilarious Poe-drenched website. The Christwire Handbook will be available online and at booksellers nationwide beginning December 27th. There a short chapter about JMG!

A national media sensation, ChristWire.org takes righteousness beyond the bounds of reason. You can’t argue the truth. If God didn’t send tornadoes to warn blacks about rap music, who did? If your husband isn’t a closet gay, he must secretly be Chinese. Don’t send your son to college unless you want to expose him to the dangers of vajazzling. This is no joke, folks. ChristWire is here to save the world from falling into the hands of sanity. “It’s so good–and people on the Internet are so insane that no one gets it.” —Village Voice. “In the world of ChristWire the recent increase of pet-on-pet rape is a pernicious consequence of same-sex marriage.” —New York Magazine.

We have three autographed copies of The Christwire Handbook to give away. Enter to win by commenting on this post. Only enter once and please remember to leave your email address in the text of your comment. Entries close at midnight on Thursday, west coast time. Publicists: If you’d like to take part in Swag Tuesday on JMG, please email me.