Sen. Rand Paul: I Have Less Choice In Toilets Than Women Have In Abortion

Libertarian nutjob Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) brought the crazy today when he grilled an Obama administration energy official, asking if she was pro-choice. Because conservationists like her are stopping him from choosing the super-toilet he needs. So she’s not really pro-choice, is she? Or something. There’s a joke here about Kentucky and outhouses.