Meh, predictable. I wonder if GOProud would grant me press credentials for Homocon 2010? I want to photograph the Wealthy Gay White Right without their internet hoods. UPDATE: We got our answer pretty quick! I asked for a single citation of the below ridiculous claim and got back empty sputtering. He’s kind of having a fabulous meltdown if you enjoy …

UPDATE: No evacuation is planned. Party on, gurls.Although forecasters are hoping for a mere sideswipe of the northeast, Suffolk County officials will announce later today whether they will call for a full evacuation of Fire Island, a process that authorities say takes eight to nine hours. I’ll update this post when they make the call.

Ex-Gay Watch reports that Nancy Heche, mother of wacko actress Anne Heche, has co-authored an anti-gay compendium titled The Complete Christian Guide To Understanding Homosexuality. Joe Dallas and Nancy Heche are listed as the general editors. Though most of the book is written by Joe Dallas and Nancy Heche, contributing authors are listed as: Alan Chambers, Paul Copan, Melisa Fryrear, …

An armed man also thought to be carrying explosives is holding hostages at the Washington DC offices of the Discovery Channel. The man has apparently been previously arrested at the Discovery offices. His “manifesto” of demands has already been published online. An excerpt: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth …

Scandinavian Airlines wants to be the first to host an in-flight gay wedding and has launched a contest to find that couple. One proviso – the nuptials must take place in Swedish airspace in order to be legal. “It will be a very traditional wedding,” SAS spokesman Anders Lindstroem told AFP. “There will be wedding cake and dancing in the …

Lots of Cee-Lo covers are already popping up on YouTube.

Arch homophobe, closet case, “shemalevideo” lover, kidnapping accomplice, and Liberty Counsel lawyer Matt Barber would like you to know that the precise date of the universe’s creation was October 23rd, 4004 BC. From World Nut Daily (of course): How old is the world? Most people would say: “Nobody knows.” But the author of the book frequently described as the greatest …

“Look, I believe that every person in this world has the right to profess the beliefs they have and I am in agreement. We have to respect what each human being decides to do with their lives, no? Clearly, there are limitations, of course, also, as there also are with heterosexual couples, no? Better said, there are limitations for any …

You’ve got to read Vanity Fair’s just-published profile of Sarah Palin. An excerpt: Palin has often stated that the strokes of luck propelling her political success were divinely ordained: “There are no coincidences” is a favorite maxim. In Going Rogue, Palin casts herself as a reluctant prophet, accepting providential election against her wishes. The reluctant prophet is a character trope …

Here’s a great new remix of the debut solo single from Killers frontman Brandon Flowers. The full length, Flamingo, comes out September 14th.

Watch every minute of this.

Many of you have expressed admiration for NewLeftMedia interviewer Chase Whiteside, whose impassive apparent approval has allowed so many teabaggers to hang themselves in his videos. You knew somebody that smart had to be gay, right? Here’s Whiteside’s blog, where he’s rather frank about his life. He’s single, not looking, hates nipple play, is cut but considers circumcision to be …

Maxi-pads can remind one of September in Tuscany, according to an amusing hottie-infused ad campaign out of Canada. There are more: A Date With Brad and A Date With Ryan. (Tipped by JMG reader Chris)

Mandatory evacuations have been ordered for the Outer Banks, but forecasters are now saying that a weakening Hurricane Earl may only sideswipe much of the east coast. You might get a holiday weekend yet. (But probably not you, P-Town.)

She’s actually IN this one.

This elevated passageway connects the Metropolitan Life Tower and the Met Life Annex across the street.