“I’ll tell you how I want to go. On stage in the middle of a set. I just want to fall off the stool in the middle of a one-hour routine. I have written instructions that I am not to be resuscitated unless I am capable of doing 60 minutes of stand up. Oh wait. I should fall off the stool after 31 minutes because they don’t pay you unless you do at least 30 minutes.” – Joan Rivers, in a great interview with our own Father Tony for South Florida Gay News. The documentary Joan Rivers – A Piece Of Work is in theaters now.