“During the executive session on House Bill 1590 I made a statement concerning the curriculum in the Nashua school system which I believed to be true. Upon inquires from the speaker, I repeated the statement. This statement made in the Judiciary Committee had caused some controversy so I went back to my source for the statement to verify the information that I had received. I found that I could not confirm the accuracy of the information. I am compelled by the fact that the statement cannot be verified that I withdraw the statement I made in committee last Tuesday regarding the Nashua schools.” – New Hampshire state Rep. Nancy Elliott, admitting that she’s a fucking pig-faced liar who totally made up her ridiculous “fifth graders are being taught to wiggle their penises in each others’ excrement” story. But she still doesn’t do anal.