Monthly Archives: February 2010

Arrest Warrant Issued For Lisa Miller

A Vermont judge has issued an arrest warrant for Lisa Miller, the “ex-gay” mother who disappeared late last year after custody of her daughter was awarded to her lesbian ex-partner. Family Court Judge William Cohen found Lisa Miller of Forest, Va., in contempt of court during a hearing Tuesday and issued the arrest warrant. Miller was ordered to surrender custody …

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Puppet Cleavage Banned In Colorado

A billboard company in Colorado Springs (home to Focus On The Family, numerous megachurches, and a completely devastated city infrastructure) has banned a bus stop campaign for Avenue Q. Because it shows puppet cleavage. The puppet’s name is Lucy the Slut. She’s a pink Sesame Street-like puppet in the touring Broadway show “Avenue Q.” “Avenue Q” is a Tony-winning musical …

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Gingrich: Obama Is A Socialist

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DADT Hearings: Army Gen. George Casey Opposes Moratorium On Firings

At today’s Congressional hearings on DADT, Army chief of staff Gen. George Casey expressed opposition to a temporary moratorium on dismissals until the repeal is sorted out. The Army’s top uniformed officer said Tuesday that he has “serious concerns” about overturning a 17-year policy that bans gays from serving openly in the military and supports a yearlong study into the …

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Jon Stewart On Glenn Beck’s At CPAC

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The Coyote Of Central Park

After several weeks of sightings, the Central Park coyote has been caught on tape as he played on the frozen surface of The Pond. Photos here. Nobody knows how he got onto the island, but he’s not the first – in 2006 another coyote died shortly after being captured in the park.

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All Heterosexual Men Are Pedophiles!

Delaware pediatrician Dr. Earl Bradley has been charged with 471 counts of molesting over 100 girls in his practice, providing blatant proof that heterosexual men are all inherent molesters who should not be trusted around children. Prosecutors expect to add more counts to a lengthy indictment against a Delaware pediatrician charged with serial molestation of 103 children as investigators urge …

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Top Ten Vatican Albums Of All Time!

The Vatican has issued its Top Ten Albums of All Time. SRSLY. The Beatles, Oasis, Pink Floyd, Michael Jackson and U2 may be one step closer to paradise. But Bob Dylan is still “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.” The Vatican has previously denounced rock music as the devil’s work but in a surprise change of tune on Sunday the Holy See’s …

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Cliff Kincaid: Homos Are Infiltrating The Conservative Movement

Cliff Kincaid, the spokes-twat for the laughably titled Accuracy In Media, says that homosexual groups are “infiltrating” the conservative movement. His proof: GOProud attended one three day convention. But GOProud can’t be real conservatives because they take it up the ass. In fact, GOProud’s commitment to constitutionally protected homosexual sodomy (i.e., anal intercourse) is not a position that appears on …

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Philippine Bishops: Fire The Health Secretary For Giving Out Condoms

Catholic bishops in the Philippines are calling for the firing of state workers who distributed condoms in an AIDS prevention program. Including in the sacking demand is the nation’s Health Secretary. “It’s so immoral for someone in the government to be pushing the use of condoms, which we all know is not deterrent to AIDS prevention,” Bishop Ramon Arguelles [LEFT], …

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West Virginia GOP To Force Marriage Vote

West Virginia’s GOP legislators are tired of waiting around for a chance to enshrine bigotry into state law. House Republicans plan a series of procedural motions this week to force floor votes on proposals they say Democrats have allowed to die in committees. Those include a resolution (HJR5) that calls for a statewide referendum on whether to amend the constitution …

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PhoboQuotable – NY Sen. Ruben Diaz

“The Governor went out on a limb for the gay community in his efforts to support marriage equality and to bring that bill to the Senate floor, even though he knew it did not have sufficient votes to pass and that thousands of people in New York State did not want it and will not support him for election because …

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By Request: Cast Of Glee To Appear At White House Easter Egg Roll

At the request of the First Lady, the cast of Glee will appear at this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll. Michael Ausiello at Entertainment Weekly confirmed that the performance resulted from a request by First Lady Michelle Obama. “Sources confirm to me exclusively that First Lady Michelle Obama has invited the cast of Glee to perform at the annual …

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Saturday: NYC Trocadero Reunion

This Saturday original Trocadero Transfer DJ Bobby Viteritti will spin a reunion party at Dance 208, the NYC LGBT Center’s dance party series. Dance:208 debuts another great new night: a tribute to San Francisco’s legendary gay nightclub from the day Trocadero Transfer with one of its original djs Bobby Viteritti. Trocadero was as famous in its day as The Saint. …

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The Rules Of Curling

Embiggen the above chart for a rather simple explanation of curling. Not included is an explanation for Canada’s fascination with the game. (Tipped by JMG reader Paul)

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Dorothy Hamill Interviews Johnny Weir

Olympic figure skating legend Dorothy Hamill interviewed Johnny Weir about the Canadian broadcasters who said that he should be forced to pass a gender test before he competes. Unsurprisingly, Johnny doesn’t give a fuck.

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NYPD Mandates Shorter Parades

If you’re one of the folks who never makes it through the entire Pride parade, you may be in luck. NYC’s parades will have to be shorter in duration and in route according to a new rule issued by the NYPD. On Monday, the department announced that starting on April 1, the city’s parades must cut the distances they cover …

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Maddow On Bob Marshall’s Idiocy And Virginia’s “Hard Right Turn”

Rachel Maddow takes on Bob Marshall’s statement about abortion and deformed children and his attempt to force an end to funding for Planned Parenthood. Virginia has undergone a “hard right turn” since Gov. Bob McDonnell has taken office.

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Phyliss Schlafly: Feminists Are Ugly

Eagle Forum executive harridan Phyliss Schlafly says that Scott Brown beat Martha Coakley because she’s a physically “unappealing” feminist. The Handmaidens seated at Schlafly’s feet cackled in appreciation. Schafly goes on to say that the reason so many women are in politics is because they been unshackled by the the drudgery of housework by dishwashers and dryers.

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Top Iraq GI Supports DADT Repeal, White House Won’t Commit To Timetable

Recently we’ve seen been nonstop support for the repeal of DADT from the upper echelons of the armed services. The top commanding general in Iraq says he thinks everyone – gay and straight – should be allowed to serve in the military “as long as we are still able to fight our wars.” The comment by Gen. Raymond Odierno (Oh-dee-AIR-no) …

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