Today In Deadly Products…

…the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk.

The Go Office Wheel Mate Steering Wheel Desk is flat for writing and perfect for lunch or a snack. This Go Office Wheel Mate Steering Wheel Desk stores neatly in your car when used with the larger Auto Exec Laptop Car Desk. For safety reasons, never use this product while driving. Easily convert your car into your personal automobile office with the Wheel Mate car desk by MobileOffice.

The customer reviews are on Amazon are a riot.

-Wow is this thing great! I use it as a “mini-bar” when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

-As a new mom, let me tell you it can be difficult to comfort a crying newborn while driving. Trying to reach behind me for the baby takes my eyes off the road. But with the laptop steering wheel desk I no longer have this problem! Now I can place my baby on the desk and make giggly faces at my newborn to keep her smiling and happy all while driving. You can imagine the stress relief this brings of no longer hearing her scream. The only problem is that there is no strap to keep the baby on the desk so sometimes she slides off when I’m making a U-turn and bumps her head. She has only sustained a few lumps and bruises though. Therefore, I highly recommend this product to all new moms!

-Do you have any idea how hard it is to read Braille books while driving? Every time I’d hit something my book would slide off my lap onto the floor and I’d lose my place. Problem solved…Thanks Laptop Steering Wheel Desk.

The customer supplied images aren’t quite so funny.