Miss Ladyfingers USA, The DVD?

Executives at porn studio Vivid Entertainment say they’ve seen one of Carrie Prejean’s sex tapes and they are SO ready to sign her up as their newest porn star.

“We’ve now seen the footage that has been so much in the news lately, we’ve reviewed it and we are ready to negotiate with Carrie,” said Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid, adding, “we look forward to contacting Carrie and forging a business relationship with her.” “The footage we saw is a series of very graphic and hot clips,” Mr. Hirsch said. “Let’s just say that she appears to be totally enthusiastic and is thoroughly enjoying herself. Carrie says the tape was ‘the biggest mistake of my life.’ That may be, but she can take this mistake and turn it into cold, hard cash. I’m more convinced than ever that this could be our best-selling Vivid-Celeb tape.” Mr. Hirsch said that the third party that brought the tape to Vivid affirmed that she was over 18 years of age at the time it was made.

In May of this year Vivid made its first offer to Prejean of $1-million to make a movie with the company after her controversy with the Miss USA Pageant. Last week, the studio renewed its offer based on the discovery of her sex footage and the realization that she was comfortable having sex before a camera. The Prejean movie would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which is known for titles starring such personalities as Shauna Sand, Kim Kardashian and Ray J, Jimi Hendrix, Vince Neil and others.

What else does she have to lose?