“Being gay is somehow an indulgent choice? It infuriates me. You’re either Graham Norton or George Michael getting arrested in parks and I’m neither of those things. I think it appeals to the lowest common denominator that basically there are two types of gay men, the slut, or there’s the straight acting guy. Neither of these things have anything to do with penises, or cocks in mouths or any of the things that are related to being gay.” – Former Savage Garden lead singer Darren Hayes, speaking to Gay Times magazine about gay stereotypes on television.