Carrie Prejean, “Author”

You knew this was coming.

Disgraced Miss California USA Carrie Prejean has landed a book deal with Regnery Publishing, the publisher announced Monday. The book, titled “Still Standing,” will tell Prejean’s side of the controversy surrounding her reign as Miss California USA and her answer at the Miss USA pageant against gay marriage. Specifically, the announcement claims, Prejean will answer such questions as:

* what happened behind the scenes at the pageant
* why she answered the Perez Hilton question as she did
* what really led to her losing the Miss California crown
* and how she has been forced to battle the left’s double-standard on free speech and the bias against conservatives – particularly conservative women – who stand up for their beliefs

Considering how inarticulate Prejean is, surely there will be a ghostwriter.