On Monday a man became the first person to streak across the diamond at the Mets new Citi Field stadium. Meh, boring, and I wasn’t even going to blog about it. But today comes news that the man faces a year in jail thanks to a 2005 law enacted by the city after a drug-addled Calvin Klein rushed the court at Madison Square Garden to chat with Knicks player Letrell Sprewell. Klein checked into rehab after the incident. The Mets are pressing charges and have permanently banned the fan from Citi Field. The streaker says he had no idea that the penalty was so stiff.