U.S. Post Office, Upper East Side, 11:30am
UES Girl 1: So he’s all, “Well I live on the Upper East Side too, so we should totally get together.”
UES Girl 2: Yeah, but where on the Upper East Side?
UES Girl 1: I know, right? And he’s “Oh, I’m at 4xx East 79th.” Like I’m ever gonna date someone in the triple digits.
(For non-New Yorkers: Street addresses begin at Central Park and get higher as you approach the East River.)