First Impressions

Castro Street, Saturday, 12:30 PM

Leif and I are walking up the crowded Castro Street sidewalk when he calls out to a handsome bearded cub.

Leif: Andy, you sexy motherfucker!

Andy : Oh, hi….Leif….uh, these are my parents.

Introductions were made to Andy’s tiny elderly parents who politely pretended not to have heard. I didn’t catch their names because I was hiding in a storefront, cracking up. Good times.