Hillside Campground, Saturday, 10pm
Camper 1: Yes, they’re very hot. Too bad about them being botoxed.
Camper 2: Botoxed? What a turnoff.
Camper 1: Not botoxed. I said they’re both tops.
Camper 2: Oh! What are their names again?
To be fair to Camper 2, I heard “botoxed” as well.