Six Degrees Of Ted Bundy

Upper East Side, Second Avenue, Tuesday 7PM

A deranged, yet very smartly dressed businessman, mid-50s, is walking down the sidewalk shouting to himself.

Man: “Douchbags! Communists! Shitbags! Shitbags! Ted Bundy!”

I was amused at how little attention he got from passersby until what came next.

Man: “Fuckheads! Ted Bundy! BETTE MIDLER!”

OK, that made people turn around. I rushed home and Googled both names, you know, just in case there’s some connection. But, no.