10. Facebook profile reveals Giuliani’s daughter supports Obama.
9. Miss South Carolina talks about geography.
8. Sally Field gets bleeped during the Emmys.
7. Rosie calls out Elizabeth on The View.
6. Britney Spears sleep-clomps the MTV Awards.
5. Sen. David Vitter’s name found on DC Madam’s list.
4. David Hasselhoff’s daughter films him hammered.
3. Alec Baldwin rips into his daughter via voicemail.
2. Paris Hilton cries in court.
1. Columbia president insults Iran’s president from the stage.
As much as I try to ignore celebrity gossip, I must confess that I was aware of all of these stories.