Central Park, Sunday, 2pmCrazy homeless guy: “Stupid-ass ducks! Ain’t got no motherfucking sense, swimming around in that cold-ass water. Quack! Quack! Quackity fucking quack! You ain’t cool. You can’t even sit in no tree. Dumb-ass ducks!”.

Looking across the East River from Astoria, Queens, you see a portion of the Upper East Side. Note the Blackwell Lighthouse at the right of the shot, which is at the northernmost end of Roosevelt Island.