To Be Delivered By Bike Messenger

I spotted the Oracle of Randomocity working the corner of Crack and Ho, where she stuck her head into my taxi to reveal that this week’s winner of Swag Tuesday is fellow New Yorker, Croft, the 104th commenter, who gets Cyclizen, the new novel by Jim Provenzano. Croft sez: “I’d like to thank the academy, and, wait, I wasn’t finished, stop playing!!!” Publicists: if you’d like to take part in Swag Tuesday on JMG, please email me.

RELATED: Since y’all were so enamored with Patricio, Cyclizen’s cover model, here’s his MySpace page. You’re welcome.