Today’s NY Times has a feature story about automotive marketers’ attempts to reach out to gay consumers and the perception in the market that some cars are “gayer” than others. Old news to us gay folks, of course, who have always known that the Mazda Miata, for example, is just about as gay as gay can be. Sadly, there is no mention of discontinued gay favorites like the Cabriolet, the gayest car of all time, or of the Suziki Samarai, favored budget transport of many gay boys in the 80’s. Hey, how do you double the value of a Samarai? Fill up the tank!