Homophonics

The Eagle, Sunday, 10PM

Man 1: Well, sure, you are kinda nelly, but some guys like that.

Man 2: What are you talking about??!!

Man 1: What?

Man 2: You asshole, I said I was a feminist, not effeminate!

Man 1 (shrinking): Oh…..

Man 2: And I am NOT nelly!

(Man 2 stalks away.)

Man 1 (to himself): Whatever, girl.
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