Monday, 7:30pm, the S train
Girl 1: So I was all “As if!” and she was all “whatEVER!”
Girl 2: Yo, dats some fucked up shit.
Girl 1: So when I got home, I totally unfriended her on MySpace.
Girl 2: I’mo hafta smack dat bitch up, fo realz!
Girl 1: Oh, just unfriend her! She’d hate that even more!