The Truth Hurts

Bed Bath & Beyond, Chelsea, Saturday 2PM

Two gay men are arguing in the bedding section…

Queer 1: That doesn’t match the duvet.

Queer 2: I don’t care, I like it and I’m getting it. Nobody sees MY bed anyway.

Queer 1: It’s going to look stupid, you’ll be sorry. Let’s keep looking.

Queer 2: Shut up. Like it fucking matters anymore.

Helpful Female Clerk: Is there something I can help you find?

Queer 1: Actually, YES. My friend here really needs to find a MAN. Can you help him?

Helpful Female Clerk: Sweetheart, if you boys can’t find a gay man in THIS store, there’s no helping you.