Joe: So I think I hurt my brain.
Joe: I walked through the living room last night and Amazing Surreal Next Runway Idol was on. Or something.
Johnny: Hey! I watch those.
Joe: My exposure was 15 seconds, tops. Today I can’t name a single state capital. Coincidence?
Johnny: what am state?
Johnny: me am likey mazin race
Joe: Shit. I think I lost my multiplication tables too.