Tag Archives: World Net Daily

World Net Daily Offers Tour Of Sodom & Gomorrah

Like many far-right outfits, World Net Daily makes side money by brokering guided tours of Christian sites in the Middle East. For their November trip, WND founder Joseph Farah, his Just For Men mustache, and his wife offer a full-day excursion to the site where God allegedly murdered homosexuals because he loved them so fucking much. Nothing strengthens your faith ...

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World Net Daily: Don’t Watch “Super-Whore” Stormy Daniels On 60 Minutes, The Interview Will Hurt Melania

World Net Daily is extremely freaked out about the Stormy Daniels interview set to air on 60 Minutes on Sunday, March 25th, at 7PM Eastern. An excerpt: Did the president have a brief affair with a porn star in 2006? I’m sure no one would be surprised to discover that he did. Will “60 Minutes” run an interview with Stormy ...

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World Net Daily: Help! We’re Nearly Broke!

Founder Joseph Farah writes for World Net Daily: For more than 20 years, WND, or WorldNetDaily, has championed the cause of “a free press for a free people,” performing the vital job of fearlessly reporting the truth – something the “mainstream media” pretend to do, but, as is now painfully obvious to almost everyone, does not. It’s always been a ...

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World Net Daily Promotes Alzheimer’s “Cure” Drink

World Net Daily regularly sends out email blasts to “introduce major advertisers to our loyal readers.” This one just arrived: Can a homemade “beverage” permanently end Alzheimer’s disease? That’s what experts are now claiming after seeing THIS drink in action. Recently, a Tufts University educator unveiled an Alzheimer’s-Reversing “Cocktail” recipe and, after watching dramatic transformations of the patients who used ...

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World Net Daily: Michelle Obama Will Run For President

Oddly, I’m totally OK with this. From World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah: Is she or isn’t she? That’s the question about Michelle Obama’s intentions regarding a possible run for president in 2020. While she has consistently denied any interest in running, how plausible does that really sound? If the Democratic Party needed her and pleaded with her to run, ...

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World Net Daily: Send Trump A Thank You Card

From World Net Daily: President Donald J. Trump has been savaged by Democrats, the media and even many Republicans in the Washington establishment (“The Swamp”) for his tireless efforts to change America’s course for the better. Isn’t it about time he heard directly from his supporters about how much they appreciate what he has done in his first year? Now ...

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Linda Harvey: Halloween Is A Depraved Gay Holiday And My Ouija Board Proved That Satan Is Behind It

Anti-LGBT activist Linda Harvey writes for World Net Daily: You’ve probably noticed that a cultural revolution is in full swing, engineered largely by promiscuity promoters and “LGBT” advocates. It’s based on deception, depravity, subterfuge, endless dirty tricks and no treats. So is it any wonder Halloween is their favorite, special holiday? It’s one more reason this event is something for ...

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World Net Daily: God’s Secret Messages In Willy Wonka Can Be Seen In The Incineration Of Wicked Veruca Salt

Today from World Net Daily: “As shocking as it sounds, God Himself is using the center of the entertainment universe, which is often thought to have abandoned the Creator long ago, to secretly broadcast messages in popular movies and TV shows that ostensibly have nothing to do with matters of faith,” says Joe Kovacs, author of the highly anticipated, brand-new ...

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Christian Site Marks Katrina Anniversary By Reminding Readers God Killed All Those People Because Gay Sex

Posted today by World Net Daily: Katrina hits just before big ‘gay’ event – act of God? Aug 31, 2005: While stunned Americans were still trying to fathom the destruction Katrina brought to New Orleans, one Christian organization saw a divine hand. The hurricane walloped the city just two days before the annual homosexual “Southern Decadence” festival was to begin, ...

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World Net Daily Attacks “Fascist” Equality March

Notorious hater Linda Harvey writes for World Net Daily: There’s a national homosexual “Equality March” in Washington, D.C., on June 11. Equality? Really? This movement is backing down from its current goal of tyranny and supremacy, and actually seeking equality? That would be a relief for America, where most people are fed up with bullying by those proud of chosen ...

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Chuck Norris: I’m Ready To Run The FBI

This is actually just a World Net Daily commercial for Norris’s bottled water launch: Superstar Chuck Norris wants everyone to know he’s not looking for a job, but … if President Trump, whom he supported for president in 2016, wants him to replace James Comey as FBI director, he’s ready, willing and available. While promoting his new bottled water in ...

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World Net Daily: This Summer’s Solar Eclipse Will Be A Warning From God To USA: Repent Or Be Destroyed

Of course, the warning is just for us. From World Net Daily: A total solar eclipse will cross the continental United States this summer, an event that hasn’t happened in roughly a century. Everyone will experience on Aug. 21 at least 60 percent of the sun being covered, and the resulting semidarkness. Those within about a 60-mile wide diagonal line ...

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Crazy Eyes Issues Urgent Warning For Christians To Battle Obama’s Sinful Shadow Government Subversion

From World Net Daily: Instead of stepping out of the picture, as have most former presidents, Obama has set up a sort of shadow government to protect his legacy and undermine Trump. And former U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., is warning American Christians to come up with their own plan to counter Barack and Michelle Obama’s subversion. “They plan to ...

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SETTLED LAW: Right Wingers Fret About Neil Gorsuch’s Statements On Abortion And Same-Sex Marriage

Via World Net Daily: Daniel Horowitz, senior editor at Conservative Review, is not the least bit confident Gorsuch is the constitutional conservative many Republicans are hoping for. “Gorsuch is saying that Roe is the law of the land and Obergefell, which is one of the most radical opinions ever, is ‘absolutely settled law,’” Horowitz told WND. “There’s nothing there to ...

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World Net Daily: Angry Liberal Witches Are Continuing To Cast “Binding Spells” Against Donald Trump

Via World Net Daily: Among the angry liberals who refuse to accept the 2016 presidential election results that put Donald Trump in the Oval Office are witches who will be gathering at midnight on Sunday to cast spells. Again. They already tried last month to conjure up magic to remove him from office. Witches, exorcists and occultists say they again ...

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World Net Daily Launches Disney Boycott Petition

From World Net Daily: Whereas, generations of children have been raised on wholesome Disney movies that, whether animated or live-action, were stories of character and virtue, from “Old Yeller” to “Cinderella” – even including explicitly Christian allegories like Pinocchio (“Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday, you will be a real boy”); Whereas, in stark contrast, the director of ...

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World Net Daily: Put Trump On Mount Rushmore

From World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah: It’s time for someone to say it. Donald Trump’s first 40 days in the White House rival those of any modern American president for excitement, controversy, accomplishment, work ethic, courage, boldness and real leadership. Think about that. Is there any question? Is there any doubt? If he continues like this, there could be ...

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World Net Daily: The Family Christian Chain Went Bankrupt Because They Didn’t Love Jesus Properly

Via World Net Daily: News came this week that Family Christian Stores is finally shuttering all 240 locations. The 85-year-old chain filed for bankruptcy protection in 2015, and now the end has come for the Christian retail giant that employed 3,000 and stretched across 36 states. They did it to themselves. The explosion came from within, as decades of pandering ...

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World Net Daily: Witches Nationwide Are Casting Spells Against Trump By Sticking Pins In Baby Carrots

Via World Net Daily: It’s not just a political battle anymore. It’s spiritual warfare now. Exorcists, witches and occultists “in a number of magical groups” are announcing plans for a ritual designed to “bind Donald Trump and all who abet him.” It’s to happen Friday at midnight at a variety of locations across the nation, and again every month until ...

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Rush Limbaugh: Arrest The Ninth Circuit Court

“You know, I long for the days of Andrew Jackson and Abraham Lincoln; just arrest the judges and put them in jail when they violate your constitutional authority. I don’t think people have any idea who Andrew Jackson was. They think he was a populist. They don’t know what he did. He went too far, don’t misunderstand. But this is ...

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