Tag Archives: word salad

Trump Claims Great Support From Trans Voters And He’s Doing The Military A Great Favor By Banning Them

Chris Johnson reports at the Washington Blade: President Trump said Thursday he’s “doing the military a great favor” by seeking to ban on transgender people from the armed forces, insisting he has “great support” from the LGBT community. Asked by a reporter whether the transgender military ban, which Trump announced on Twitter last month, signified a betrayal of his promise ...

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DOWN DOGS AND COOKIES: Sarah Palin Injures Face In Fall, Issues Bizarre Word Salad Attacking Hillary

“Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies. Aww, c’mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission…. for weeks on end… whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to ...

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Sarah Palin: It’s Really Funny How Liberal “Splodey Heads Keeping Sploding” Over Donald Trump [VIDEO]

Splodey heads! Via Mediaite: Former future Vice President and current Donald Trump-backer Sarah Palin was at her verbal slap-chopping best Friday afternoon as she appeared at the Western Conservative Summit in Denver, Colorado to stump for the real estate mogul. The former Alaska governor showed true frontier resourcefulness when she decided to just use made-up words when she ran out ...

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Talking About Things And Saying Things About Things Is Different From Trump Saying What He’ll Do

GOP Rep. Duncan Hunter today unleashed a bit of Palin-worthy word salad in defense of Donald Trump. From the Washington Post: “What I’m done with is trying to articulate or explain or answer for what Donald Trump says,” Hunter said. “I think he’ll be a great president. I think he’ll make good decisions on the economy, on the border, on ...

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Sarah Palin Word Salad: Country EDM Remix [VIDEO]

JMG reader Tim points us to this delightful “country EDM” remix of Sarah Palin’s endorsement word salad for Donald Trump. You’ll like this, yes you will.

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Sarah Palin: I’m Not One To Claim Victim Status But Here’s How I’m Totally A Victim Of The GOP

You guys, Sarah Palin has a very important opinion about the GOP debate flap: “Finally it occurs to folks this idiotic practice of ‘throwing GOP candidates to the wolves’? Yeah. I’ve been there. I’m beyond crying you a river… beyond EVER claiming ‘victim status’ but for y’alls edification, I sure don’t remember all this GOP outrage and the establishment’s conscience ...

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Sarah Palin At The GOP Clown Car Revue

Those of you who suffered through yesterday’s all-day GOP 2016 clown car revue in Iowa were rewarded near the end when Sarah Palin took the stage to Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off and launched into a rambling 35-minute word salad that seemed to have been randomly assembled from teabagger fridge magnets. Half of Palin’s speech was devoted to her The ...

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Sarah Palin: Merry Christmas And Buy My Book Of Holiday Word Salad

Her chili is “really, really, really, really” good. (Tipped by JMG reader Richard)

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Crazy Eyes Bids Farewell To Congress

Via Wonkette: Michele Bachmann gave her farewell address to the House of Representatives Tuesday, and while we were worried that she might just stand up and announce that all her email should be forwarded to [email protected], she actually did deliver a thoroughly Bachmannian speech. It hits all the required notes: Freedom, In God We Trust, Why the House is the ...

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Sarah Palin’s Batshit Crazy Word Salad At CPAC: Dr. Seuss, Big Gulps, And Fritos

UPDATE: I meant to mention that moose hunter Sarah Palin’s exit music tonight was Titanium, a global EDM smash sung by Sia Furler, an openly bisexual, liberal, vegan, animal rights activist who has appeared in ads for PETA. Furler used to date JD Samson, a member of the lesbian/feminist/electroclash band Le Tigre, and once expressed her desire to gay-marry Samson. ...

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