Tag Archives: Wonkette

Christian Money Beg: Help! My Husband Is Committing “Secret Adulterous Sodomies With Other Men”

Porno Pete is promoting a money beg by a woman whose husband came out to her after the boyfriend of HIS boyfriend threatened to tell her himself. Complicated! Take it away, Wonkette: In recent months, aggrieved fundamentalists have turned grifting into an absolute artform. Did a mean homogay come into your flower shop wanting to buy flowers? GoFundMe. Did a ...

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Fashion Review: NOM’s Hate March

Wonkette writer Beth Ethier has posted a fashion review of NOM’s hate march. Here’s how the above photo is captioned: “National Organization for Marriage President and Hate-Marcher in Chief Brian Brown, shown here sassing it up in the VIP corral, chose a navy suit, which is the traditional garb of his tribe (self-satisfied, irrationally homophobic twatfaces).” Hit the link for ...

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Tweet Of The Day – Wonkette

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Leonidas Wants To Impeach Obama

Doktor Zoom writes at Wonkette: Here is a gentleman doing a bit of 300 cosplay whilst muttering something about the need to impeach Obama. He is “Leonidas, from the past,” and he explains that he did not die, but is old. Not sure the gym shorts are historically accurate. Mostly, we feel sorry for his poor horse. Also, something about ...

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Blog Post Of The Week

And the winner is Wonkette’s Ken Layne.

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O’Reilly Interrupts Obama 48 Times

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Fake Michele Bachmann Is Chillaxin’

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Palin Withdrawal Watch

Wonkette has started a “Sarah Palin Early Withdrawal Watch.” Palin was part of some loopy anti-American group of Alaskan nuts that wants to secede from America. Why does she hate America so much? Palin is a big supporter of MSNBC nut Pat Buchanan, but not just because of his funny nonsense on teevee! She actually supported him in his Reform ...

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Senator Santorum II

JMG blogroller Princess Sparkle Pony has a huge scoop over on Wonkette, telling the story of his friend, IT geek bear David Phillips, who had a memorable (and messy) sexual encounter with Sen. Larry Craig some 20 years ago. You knew these stories would cum dribbling out, right Mr. Toe-Tapper? A Santorum-infused excerpt: When we got to what reminded me ...

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