Tag Archives: The Onion

Headline Of The Day

Details. (Tipped by JMG reader Scott)

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The Onion On Football’s Redskins

The internet collectively gasped yesterday when the Onion took its latest shot at the long-running controversy over the name of the Washington Redskins. WASHINGTON—Denying widespread claims that the franchise is being offensive or disrespectful, the Washington Redskins’ kike owner announced Monday that he remains steadfast in his refusal to change the team’s derogatory name. “The Redskins represent 81 years of ...

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Headline Of The Day

Nailed it. (Tipped by JMG reader Anthony)

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Onion Headine Of The Day

Enjoy.

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Gay Hookers Gear Up For Tampa

The Onion definitely needs a heads-up on acceptable trans terminology, but if you can get past that it’s damn funny.

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Evangelical Gayness Cure Walk

“She lives in Seattle now.”(Tipped by JMG reader Fritz)

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“Ex-Gay” Horoscope

Source. (Tipped by JMG reader Alan)

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The Onion: GOP To Team Up With Fatal Diseases To Repeal Obamacare

Nailed it.

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Headline Of The Day

The Onion states the obvious.

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The Onion Spoofs The “WTC Cross”

Just in from The Onion. Despite the surprising coincidence of finding a perfectly formed swastika amidst the broken girders of the Twin Towers, 9/11 memorial curators have opted not to display the symbol, choosing instead to leave it in the storage facility where it has been located for the past 10 years. “On the one hand, it’s pretty miraculous that ...

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Joad Cressbeckler On Homosexuality

An elderly gold prospector interviews a fake Brian Brown about marriage equality. It can only be the work of The Onion.

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From The Onion

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Headline Of The Day

From the Onion, of course. “242 House Republicans voted Wednesday to repeal the Asteroid Destruction and American Preservation Act, which was signed into law last year to destroy the immense asteroid currently hurtling toward Earth.” If Obama did propose such a bill, you know the GOP would be against it.

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WORLD CUP: Soccer Comes Out

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The Onion On Prop 8

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Obama Win Leaves Supporters With Nothing To Fill Their Empty Lives

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