Tag Archives: Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz Money Beg: Obama Wants Your Guns

JMG reader Wyatt points us to the latest money beg by Ted Cruz, who would like a donation of $35 or more to “make the Reagan Revolution happen again.” The Cruz camp fails to mention that Reagan was shot by a mentally ill man whose gun purchase might be thwarted today under the very rules just announced by President Obama.

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New Ted Cruz Ad: They’re Takin’ Our Jerbs! [VIDEO]

Breitbart recaps: A new television ad from Sen. Ted Cruz shows a bunch of professionals in business attire crossing the U.S. border with Mexico illegally, purportedly showing them coming into America to take jobs away from America’s elite. “I understand that when the mainstream media covers immigration, it doesn’t often see it as an economic issue,” Cruz says, using audio …

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New Frothy Mix Ad Brutally Mocks Ted Cruz For Reading “Fairy Tales” On Senate Floor [VIDEO]

Rick Santorum today issued a campaign ad which brutally mocks Ted Cruz for reading Green Eggs & Ham during his failed Senate filibuster. Via Politico: Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum is taking the gloves off against Ted Cruz in a new video touting his achievements in the Senate and hitting the Texas senator for his apparent penchant for reading children’s …

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Ted Cruz Celebrates 2016 By Telling Lame Joke About Obama Leaving The White House [VIDEO]

Canadian immigrant Ted Cruz last night appeared on Fox News to celebrate the final year of Obama’s presidency and Hillary Clinton’s coming “permanent retirement.” Right. Cruz then launched into a lame joke about a Marine repeatedly asking for Obama at the gates of the White House. Watch below.

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Ted Cruz To Volunteers: Attacks On Me Are Coming So Strap On The Full Armor Of God

Via the Washington Post: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) told volunteers Thursday he believes the Republican presidential contest will be decided in the next 90 days, but warned them to get ready for a nasty ride. “I want to tell everyone to get ready, strap on the full armor of God, get ready for the attacks that are coming,” a hoarse-sounding …

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Trump Reminds Voters: Ted Cruz Is Cuban [VIDEO]

Waving a bible at an Iowa rally, last night Donald Trump thought he’d remind voters that Ted Cruz is Cuban. Trump: “In all fairness, to the best of my knowledge, not too many evangelicals come out of Cuba, OK? Just remember that, OK? Just remember. When you’re casting your ballot, remember.” Watch below.

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New Ted Cruz Ad: I’m Winning For Jesus [VIDEO]

From Caffeinated Thoughts: Yesterday, U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) released a new ad that lacks any spoken narration, but highlights court victories he had as a private attorney and as Solicitor General of Texas. The ad that will air statewide in Iowa through January 3rd highlights Cruz’s victories defending the Mojave Memorial Cross, the Texas Capitol Ten Commandments monument, the …

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Ted Cruz: Win A Shotgun With My Name On It

If you sign up for the Ted Cruz money beg list, you’ll be entered to win a shotgun which is engraved with his name. What, no assault rifle? I’ve signed up just for the viral video fun that could result from sawing it into a million pieces. Note the disclaimer for the contest: “Promotion open only to U.S. citizens, or …

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Ted Cruz: On My First Day In Office I’ll Undo Every One Of Obama’s “Illegal” Executive Orders

Via the right wing Washington Examiner: Surging Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz is laying out what would be the most aggressive first day in office ever for a new president, starting with the elimination of “every single illegal and unconstitutional” executive action taken by President Obama. In an epilogue to his father Rafael Cruz’s upcoming autobiography, the Texas senator …

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Rafael Cruz: The US Constitution And Declaration Of Independence Were Pretty Much Written By Jesus

“I believe without a shadow of a doubt that the reason the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States have lasted over two centuries is that they were divinely inspired and then written by men who had spent time on their knees. These were men of God seeking revelation from God, and that’s what He gave them. …

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Mike Huckabee Continues Attack On Ted Cruz For (Allegedly) Not Hating Gays Enough [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Mike Huckabee today stood by his attacks on Ted Cruz and insisted that neither he nor his Super PAC “selectively edited” what Cruz said. At a closed-door Manhattan fundraiser, Cruz was asked if stopping gay marriage is a top-three priority for him. He said no, but did say that his priority is defending the Constitution, which Cruz supporters …

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Ted Cruz: The MSM Is Hillary’s Lapdog

Earlier this week the Washington Post drew the ire of both sides when it published an editorial cartoon which depicted the children of Ted Cruz as monkeys on a leash. The WaPo quickly pulled the cartoon, even after its Pulitzer-winning creator explained that she was mocking Cruz for putting his kids at the center of last week’s SNL skit. Cruz …

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Huckabee Attacks Cruz On Gay Marriage

Mike Huckabee has been flailing about in recent weeks, desperate to break through the Trump media juggernaut. Today he’s grabbed onto the mild controversy over Ted Cruz’ comments to a pro-gay major GOP donor. So far Teabagistan is mostly uninterested in the Cruz flap and surely they don’t care about Huckabee’s reaction either.

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Ted Cruz Goes Soft On Gay Marriage When Talking To Big-Dollar Pro-Gay GOP Donor [AUDIO]

Via Politico: In June, Ted Cruz promised on NPR that opposition to gay marriage would be “front and center” in his 2016 campaign. In July, he said the Supreme Court’s decision allowing same-sex marriage was the “very definition of tyranny” and urged states to ignore the ruling. But in December, behind closed doors at a big-dollar Manhattan fundraiser, the quickly …

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New CNN/ORC Poll: Trump Leads By 21 Points

Donald Trump holds a formidable 21-point lead in a new national CNN/ORC poll released today. Details: Donald Trump seems set to end 2015 as the dominant force in the race for next year’s Republican nomination for president, with Texas Sen. Ted Cruz now a clear — yet distant — second after a strong debate performance, a new CNN/ORC poll released …

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Ted Cruz: No Comment On Trump’s “Schlonged”

Ted Cruz today refused to comment on Donald Trump’s vulgar comments about Hillary Clinton. Instead, he once again made a pop culture reference. Via The Hill: “There are an abundance of political pundits in the world, who, like Statler and Waldorf, assess every comment every candidate makes,” he said before a rally in Knoxville, Tenn., according to NBC News. “I …

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Another Hate Group Hater Endorses Ted Cruz

“I’ve never formally endorsed a candidate in any presidential primary. This time the stakes are too high not to. Look around. The world is on fire and the party of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, not to mention the GOP’s Obama-enabling RINO establishment, are playing with gasoline. “And so, while he’s been among my top picks all along, I am …

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New Cruz Ad: Take Off With Ted [VIDEO]

Over the weekend Ted Cruz launched a campaign ad which invites you to attend rallies on his “Country Christmas Tour” which concludes Thursday. This clip has everything: kissing babies, kissing dogs, cowboy boots, Furkels, and hey – isn’t that Herman Cain? Watch below.

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Ted Cruz To Air “Comedy” Clip During SNL [VIDEO]

This is part of NBC’s equal time settlement following Trump’s hosting of SNL. More from CBS: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz is planning to air a parody commercial in Iowa during “Saturday Night Live,” just weeks before the nation’s first nominating contest in the state. “In the spirit of the upcoming holiday we are excited to bring a Cruz family …

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Another Top Hater Endorses Ted Cruz

In the last week Ted Cruz has been endorsed by NOM and Iowa’s Family Leader. Today he announced the endorsement of James Dobson, founder of both Focus On The Family and the Family Research Council. Via press release: “Ted Cruz’s record on religious liberty, life, and marriage is second to none in this Republican field,” Dobson said. “I have met …

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