Tag Archives: Teabagistan

Bernie Sanders Wins Drudge Debate Poll

Bernie Sanders won the Drudge Report debate poll, taking nearly ten times the total received by Hillary Clinton. Perhaps obviously, a lot of Tea People freeped the poll. The total number of votes is less than one-third of the 680K votes cast in the Drudge Report GOP poll last month. At this writing, Sanders has 59% of the votes and ...

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“Anchor Babies” Ad To Air During Dem Debate [VIDEO]

Via press release: Under current policy, when a citizen of another country gives birth to a child on U.S. soil, whether here as a tourist or illegally, the baby automatically gets U.S. citizenship along with taxpayer funded benefits. And once the baby gets citizenship, the parents eventually become eligible for U.S. citizenship and benefits too. Then the parents’ extended families ...

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OREGON: Armed Teabaggers Protest Obama’s Arrival To Console Families Of Mass Shooting Victims [VIDEO]

Via the Associated Press: Holding signs saying the president was not welcome, more than 200 gun-rights activists protested Barack Obama’s visit on Friday to Oregon to meet with the families of victims of last week’s campus killings. The protesters stood outside Roseburg airport as Obama left a helicopter and got into a limousine that whisked him away for the private ...

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Breitbart Poll: Who Do You Want For House Speaker?

This afternoon Breitbart is running a live poll of its readers, asking for their pick to be the next House Speaker. Unsurprisingly the current leader is Tea Party favorite Trey Gowdy. The poll is open to all so if you have any suggestions of your own, here’s the link. Heh.

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Trump Reignites Civil War In Teabagistan

Teabagistan’s months-long civil war has smoldered quietly in recent weeks, but today Donald Trump stoked the embers in the series of tweeted attacks on Glenn Beck and Erick Erickson, the latter of whom famously disinvited Trump to a right-wing convention over Trump’s “blood coming out of her whatever” crack about Megyn Kelly. For his part, Erickson says that he hasn’t ...

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Matt Drudge: The Media Is Covering Up The Lovers Of “Old And Sick” Hillary Clinton

Saying that he hasn’t been photographed in eight years, yesterday closeted homosexual blogger Matt Drudge “appeared” off-camera on the whackadoodle InfoWars show where he told conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones that the media is shielding the lovers of “old and sick” Hillary Clinton. Politico reports: At the start of the segment, Jones said Drudge had surprised the Austin, Texas-based show with ...

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Teabagger US House Candidate Fires Shotgun, Says She Is Hunting RINOs For Being Pro-Gay Feminists

In her just-issued campaign clip, former North Carolina Republican Party spokeswoman Kay Daly fires a shotgun and says she is hunting a RINO in the US House for being an immigrant-loving, pro-gay feminist. That RINO is Rep. Renee Elmers (R-NC) – who is a piece of fucking work herself. From the Raleigh News & Observer: The narrator in the ad ...

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New Ad: Investigate The Benghazi Investigation

About the new web video ad from the progressive Agenda Project: “Just like Joseph McCarthy before him, Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Republicans are using their constitutionally granted powers not to advance the interests of the America people, but instead to try to destroy their political enemies,” stated Erik Altieri, Director of Communications for the Agenda Project Action Fund, “It ...

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LOS ANGELES: Homocon Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Booted From Anti-Rape Rally

Homocon nutjob and raging misogynist Milo Yiannopoulos thought it would be hilarious to crash an anti-rape rally yesterday with a mocking sign. The cops reportedly threw him out. Breitbart whines: Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos was ejected from the Amber Rose Slut Walk in Los Angeles this afternoon. Slut Walkers could be heard yelling to police officers, “Thanks for taking out ...

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Donald Trump: Armed Teachers Could Have Stopped The Oregon Massacre [VIDEO]

And the crowd went wild. NBC News reports: Trump read the Second Amendment to a cheering, standing-room-only crowd of 1,540. Speaking about Thursday’s shooting in Oregon, he told the potential voters that the community college where the attack took place was a gun free zone. “If you had teachers with guns you would’ve been a hell of a lot better ...

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Ben Shapiro Has The Papal Sadz

Ben Shapiro is railing against the leftist homo-hugging Pope over at Breitbart, where they have illustrated his rant by slapping the famous NOH8 logo on the face of Pope Francis. He writes: Is there any doubt that this media-savvy Pontiff felt the need to prevent leftist attacks on him over the Davis meeting by first disassociating from Davis, then by ...

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Joe Rogan Vs Homocon Milo Yiannopoulos [VIDEO]

Nutjob homocon misogynist and Breitbart columnist Milo Yiannopoulos appeared on Joe Rogan’s show this week where he declared that he would take a hypothetical pill to make him straight, even though it would likely be “career suicide.” More from Raw Story: “Everywhere that doesn’t have a strong Christian heritage is a f*cked up place with bad morals,” Yiannopoulos asserted. “That’s ...

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

From today’s top story on Breitbart: As Pope Francis flew back to Rome, President Obama issued a stern warning to Christians, warning them their attempts to assert their religious liberty to oppose gay rights would fail. “We affirm that we cherish our religious freedom and are profoundly respectful of religious traditions,” he insisted during a dramatic speech at a LGTB ...

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Ted Cruz Wins Duggar Fest Straw Poll

Ted Cruz has won the Values Voter Summit presidential straw poll for the third year in a row. The Hill reports: The firebrand Texas Senator won a whopping 35 percent of the poll of summit-goers, ahead of runner-up Ben Carson’s 18 percent. That margin is significantly wider than last year, where he edged out Carson by just 5 percentage points. ...

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Wingnut Radio Host Steve Deace On Lindsey Graham: America Isn’t Ready For A Transgender Candidate

Douchebag radio host Steve Deace today posted a recapping of each GOP candidate’s odds on winning the Iowa caucus. On Lindsey Graham: “1001-1. Iowa Caucus voters apparently aren’t ready for a transgendered candidate yet.”

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Breitbart Explodes With Joy At Boehner News

Breitbart has reacted to the news of John Boehner’s resignation with a blinking headline – something I’ve not seen them use before. And moments ago Sen. Marco Rubio broke the news to Duggar Fest attendees who leaped to their feet for a wild standing ovation. As bad as Boehner was on most progressive issues, at least he kept the far-right ...

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Wingnuts Lose Their Papal Shit [VIDEO]

Media Matters has compiled a dozen reactions to the Pope’s visit from the biggest loudmouths in Teabagistan. You’ll enjoy this.

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Fox Fires Back At Trump’s Boycott: You Suck Anyway

This could NOT possibly be any more delicious.

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Teabagistan REALLY Hates Pope Francis: He May Be “Condemning Millions To Unspeakable Earthly Misery”

Teabagistan may be having a civil war over Fox News and Donald Trump, but they are definitely united in their hatred of that commie/socialist/Obama-kisser Pope Francis. Posted today on Breitbart: If God is the God of free will in this broken world, then He most certainly does not see a moral equivalency between free market capitalism and totalitarian communism. And ...

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Trump: No More Fox News Appearances

Yesterday Donald Trump called on his supporters to stop watching Fox News and just now he declared that he will not be doing any more interviews there “for the foreseeable future.” Today’s move is just the latest salvo in the long-boiling Teabagistan uncivil war in which far-right sites like Breitbart have sided with Trump against Fox.

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