Tag Archives: Teabagistan

Trump Reminds Voters: Ted Cruz Is Cuban [VIDEO]

Waving a bible at an Iowa rally, last night Donald Trump thought he’d remind voters that Ted Cruz is Cuban. Trump: “In all fairness, to the best of my knowledge, not too many evangelicals come out of Cuba, OK? Just remember that, OK? Just remember. When you’re casting your ballot, remember.” Watch below.

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Donald Trump: Environmentalists (And Probably Obama) Want To Take My Hairspray [VIDEO]

Via Business Insider: During a Wednesday campaign speech, real-estate mogul Donald Trump launched into a one-minute complaint about environmentalists and hairspray. Trump first mocked US President Barack Obama for prioritizing climate-change policies despite flying around the planet in “an old Boeing 747, with the old engines and spewing stuff.” “So he’s got a problem with the carbon footprint!” Trump exclaimed. ...

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Sarah Palin Lists Her Arizona Mansion For $2.5 Million

Sarah Palin is selling her sprawling 8000-sf Arizona mansion with a listed price of $2.5 million – nearly a million more than she paid for it four years ago. The Los Angeles Times has the details: The main house is a blend of Santa Barbara, Tuscan and Spanish styles. High ceilings, chandeliers and wrought-iron railings are among interior details. A ...

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Daily Beast: Blame Trump’s Dominance On Matt Drudge

Daily Beast columnist Michael Tomasky today posits that the Trump juggernaut can in part be credited to closeted blogger Matt Drudge and his 700 million monthly site hits. Tomasky writes: What they’ve been getting for the last six months is a steady stream of pro-Trump agitprop. Drudge’s own weird, quasi-libertarian, crypto-racialist-populist political views have found their perfect echo in Trump’s ...

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Trump Spox Wears Bullet Necklace On CNN, Threatens To Wear Fetus Necklace Next Time [VIDEO]

The Hill reports: Donald Trump’s spokeswoman Katrina Pierson responded to criticism over a necklace made of bullets she wore on air by saying she might wear a necklace made of fetuses to draw attention to the issue of abortion. Pierson, who joined the Trump campaign in early November, has drawn scrutiny for several controversial remarks she’s made. Earlier this month, ...

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New Ted Cruz Ad: I’m Winning For Jesus [VIDEO]

From Caffeinated Thoughts: Yesterday, U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) released a new ad that lacks any spoken narration, but highlights court victories he had as a private attorney and as Solicitor General of Texas. The ad that will air statewide in Iowa through January 3rd highlights Cruz’s victories defending the Mojave Memorial Cross, the Texas Capitol Ten Commandments monument, the ...

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Mullets Over America: Make America Great Again

JMG reader David points us to this kind of awesome Trump-mocking video by Arizona’s conservative Public Integrity Alliance. From the Phoenix New Times: The video features Phoenix comedian Brian Nissen’s reprising his running, redneck character “Dwain,” a mullet-headed simpleton who loves corndogs, Karate, pickup trucks, sittin’ out in the yard on a beat-up couch, and, of course, Trump, because he’s ...

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Dr. Stabby: Bill Clinton Taught Kids About Blowjobs

Via Mediaite: Ben Carson last night connected Bill Clinton‘s sex scandal to the corruption of America’s youth. On The O’Reilly Factor last night, Jesse Watters asked Carson if he thinks Donald Trump going after the former president is fair game. Carson said of course it is. “My main problem with it,” he explained, “is I saw innocent little kids… becoming ...

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Frothy Mix: As President I’ll Enforce DOMA [VIDEO]

L to the O to the L. Miranda Blue reports: In an interview with the Catholic news network EWTN broadcast on Sunday, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said that, if elected, he would ignore the Supreme Court’s ruling in U.S. v. Windsor and enforce the parts of the so-called Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) that the court found unconstitutional. Santorum ...

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Todd Starnes: Evil Oregon Stole Money From Jesus

“Melissa Klein was checking her bank accounts just a few weeks before Christmas when her face turned ashen. The money was gone – every single penny. Oregon’s Bureau of Labor and Industries had confiscated all the cash in Mrs. Klein’s checking account and savings account as well as a special account set aside for their church tithe.  Yes, friends – ...

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Anti-Gay Bakers Read “Mean” Tweets From Horrible Homosexuals For Whom They’re Praying [VIDEO]

JMG reader Robert points us to this new video from anti-gay bakers Aaron and Melissa Klein, who snicker at the mean tweets sent by horrible homosexuals for whom they totally feel sorry. They’re praying for you meanies! Watch below. Yesterday the Kleins finally paid their $135K doxxing fine – leaving them only $365K (at least) richer for their awful, awful ...

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Teabagistan REALLY Hates This Photo

President Obama’s Twitter team has sent out the above image with this caption: “Suit up—it’s President Obama’s final State of the Union. Say you’ll tune in.” The reaction across Teabagistan has been quite amusing. Iowa Hawk blogger David Burge: “This picture says more about the state of the nation than his mouth ever could.” Admittedly, the photo is kind of trolltastic ...

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Ted Cruz: Win A Shotgun With My Name On It

If you sign up for the Ted Cruz money beg list, you’ll be entered to win a shotgun which is engraved with his name. What, no assault rifle? I’ve signed up just for the viral video fun that could result from sawing it into a million pieces. Note the disclaimer for the contest: “Promotion open only to U.S. citizens, or ...

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Ted Cruz: On My First Day In Office I’ll Undo Every One Of Obama’s “Illegal” Executive Orders

Via the right wing Washington Examiner: Surging Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz is laying out what would be the most aggressive first day in office ever for a new president, starting with the elimination of “every single illegal and unconstitutional” executive action taken by President Obama. In an epilogue to his father Rafael Cruz’s upcoming autobiography, the Texas senator ...

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Breitbart Has The Oregon Bakery Sadz

You guys, Breitbart editor John Nolte is VERY UPSET that Oregon’s anti-gay bakers have finally paid their fine for doxxing a local gay couple after being found guilty of violating their state’s public accommodation laws. Clearly, only followers of White Jesus are entitled to such protections. And if you dare complain about being targeted for online harassment, you are just ...

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NEW HAMPSHIRE: Trump Slams “Sleazebag Lowlife” Publisher Of State’s Largest Newspaper [VIDEO]

And once again Donald Trump turns into a whiny titty baby when faced with criticism. NBC News reports: Donald Trump referred to the biggest newspaper in New Hampshire as a “pile of garbage” Monday night after the New Hampshire Union-Leader ran a front-page editorial calling him an insult to the intelligence of voters in the state. Speaking to a crowd ...

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Dr. Stabby: I’m The GOP’s Best Chance Against Hillary

Ben Carson’s latest money beg declares him to be the GOP’s only hope against Hillary Clinton. And if you send him at least $25, you’ll get a Carson 2016 camouflage trucker hat. Because reasons. From the email: Pamela, It’s been a tremendous year. For a campaign that all the “experts” routinely dismissed, we’ve built a real movement. We’ve received over ...

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HAWAII: Obama Vacation Spot Rainbow Riles Right

Over the weekend a rainbow appeared directly over President Obama’s vacation spot in Hawaii.  Take it away Twitchy commenters: “Wow, wish I had a fan club of professional photographers following me around framing rainbows in my vicinity to make me look like a little demigod. Not really, I prefer to give glory to Christ. Let’s hope this presumptuous little Herod ...

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KENTUCKY: Gov. Matt Bevin Faces Massive Legal Bill For His State’s Losing Battle Against Marriage

Back in August then-Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear was hit with a $2.3 million legal fees bill from the winning side in his state’s battle against same-sex marriage. Beshear balked at paying the “unreasonable” amount and offered to settle for $581K – about 25% of the bill. Now the full bill is in the lap of newly-elected teabagger Gov. Matt Bevin, ...

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Mike Huckabee Continues Attack On Ted Cruz For (Allegedly) Not Hating Gays Enough [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Mike Huckabee today stood by his attacks on Ted Cruz and insisted that neither he nor his Super PAC “selectively edited” what Cruz said. At a closed-door Manhattan fundraiser, Cruz was asked if stopping gay marriage is a top-three priority for him. He said no, but did say that his priority is defending the Constitution, which Cruz supporters ...

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