Tag Archives: Teabagistan

Ted Cruz Wins Duggar Fest Straw Poll

Ted Cruz has won the Values Voter Summit presidential straw poll for the third year in a row. The Hill reports: The firebrand Texas Senator won a whopping 35 percent of the poll of summit-goers, ahead of runner-up Ben Carson’s 18 percent. That margin is significantly wider than last year, where he edged out Carson by just 5 percentage points. ...

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Wingnut Radio Host Steve Deace On Lindsey Graham: America Isn’t Ready For A Transgender Candidate

Douchebag radio host Steve Deace today posted a recapping of each GOP candidate’s odds on winning the Iowa caucus. On Lindsey Graham: “1001-1. Iowa Caucus voters apparently aren’t ready for a transgendered candidate yet.”

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Breitbart Explodes With Joy At Boehner News

Breitbart has reacted to the news of John Boehner’s resignation with a blinking headline – something I’ve not seen them use before. And moments ago Sen. Marco Rubio broke the news to Duggar Fest attendees who leaped to their feet for a wild standing ovation. As bad as Boehner was on most progressive issues, at least he kept the far-right ...

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Wingnuts Lose Their Papal Shit [VIDEO]

Media Matters has compiled a dozen reactions to the Pope’s visit from the biggest loudmouths in Teabagistan. You’ll enjoy this.

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Fox Fires Back At Trump’s Boycott: You Suck Anyway

This could NOT possibly be any more delicious.

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Teabagistan REALLY Hates Pope Francis: He May Be “Condemning Millions To Unspeakable Earthly Misery”

Teabagistan may be having a civil war over Fox News and Donald Trump, but they are definitely united in their hatred of that commie/socialist/Obama-kisser Pope Francis. Posted today on Breitbart: If God is the God of free will in this broken world, then He most certainly does not see a moral equivalency between free market capitalism and totalitarian communism. And ...

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Trump: No More Fox News Appearances

Yesterday Donald Trump called on his supporters to stop watching Fox News and just now he declared that he will not be doing any more interviews there “for the foreseeable future.” Today’s move is just the latest salvo in the long-boiling Teabagistan uncivil war in which far-right sites like Breitbart have sided with Trump against Fox.

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Teabagistan: Democrats Planted That Anti-Muslim Guy To Embarrass Donald Trump [VIDEO]

All of Teabagistan is aflame this week with claims that the anti-Muslim guy at Donald Trump’s rally was planted by the Democrats to embarrass him. Which doesn’t make much sense since all of Teabagistan AND Trump obviously agree with him. Still, even mainstream outlets are looking for the man, whose identity remains unknown.

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Donald Trump: Turn Off Fox News

Via USA Today: It looks like Donald Trump’s war with Fox News is back on. “I am having a really hard time watching @FoxNews,” the Republican presidential front-runner tweeted late Monday. The New York businessman, whose clash with Fox began after the Aug. 6 Republican presidential debate, later singled out talk show host Bill O’Reilly, tweeting: “Why don’t you have ...

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The Doritos Outrage Has Begun

The Doritos Outrage Machine is off to a quick start after the brand announced its partnership with the It Gets Better Project on a line of rainbow-hued Cool Ranch chips. Leading the Whiny Brigade so far are Twitchy and Free Republic, where commenters are wailing about perversion, Jesus, AIDS, and – because of course – Obama. The real fun won’t ...

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Ben Shapiro: Trump Should STFU

Teabagistan’s weeks-long civil war over Donald Trump continues to rage as evidenced by Ben Shapiro’s reaction to Trump’s ridiculous debate claims about autism and vaccinations.

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Teabagistan’s Civil War Escalates

For several weeks all of Teabagistan has been in a simmering civil war divided along pro-Trump / anti-Trump sides. Things began to ramp up last week when Glenn Beck called wannabe Trump running mate Sarah Palin a “clown,” adding that he was embarrassed to have ever supported her. Beck apologized the next day, but that wasn’t good enough for Breitbart, ...

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Breitbart: Trump Is Right To Mock Fiorina’s Face

Over at Trump World Headquarters, Breitbart columnist John Nolte says that because he is a sexist, he considers it ungentlemanly to mock the appearance of Carly Fiorina. (In the very next sentence he makes an exception for mocking Rosie O’Donnell’s looks.) But, Nolte declares, Trump is right to make fun of Carly Fiorina, because the only way to get attention ...

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