Tag Archives: Teabagistan

Melania Trump: I Leave The Politics To My Husband

“I’m choosing not to go political in public because that is my husband’s job. I’m very political in private life, and between me and my husband I know everything that is going on. I follow from A to Z. But I chose not to be on the campaign. I made that choice. I have my own mind. I am my ...

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Twitter Has Field Day With Oregon Militia “Tarpman”

A 55-year old Mormon member of those Oregon militia nutjobs is sitting in a rocking chair under a blue tarp, apparently ready to kill any federal agents who point a weapon at him. Watch MSNBC’s report below and enjoy some of the mocking on Twitter. Members of the group claim that they fear violent reprisals from the feds at any ...

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Sarah Palin Mocks Obama’s Tears For Breitbart

“Obama wept. America is forced to weep over Obama’s release of violent criminals into our communities – like the 121 illegal aliens who committed murders after they were released from custody by the Obama administration instead of being deported. And that doesn’t take into account the others we don’t know about. “The whole world weeps waiting for American leadership in ...

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FINALLY: Donald Trump Goes Birther On Ted Cruz

Donald Trump today finally picked up the anti-Cruz birther meme that has been burbling across Teabagistan for more than a year. The Washington Post reports: Donald Trump said in an interview that rival Ted Cruz’s Canadian birthplace was a “very precarious” issue that could make the senator from Texas vulnerable if he became the Republican presidential nominee. “Republicans are going ...

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Ted Cruz Money Beg: Obama Wants Your Guns

JMG reader Wyatt points us to the latest money beg by Ted Cruz, who would like a donation of $35 or more to “make the Reagan Revolution happen again.” The Cruz camp fails to mention that Reagan was shot by a mentally ill man whose gun purchase might be thwarted today under the very rules just announced by President Obama.

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Glenn Beck: Obama’s Gun Control Actions Will Lead To Suicides By Mentally Ill People [VIDEO]

This afternoon Glenn Beck declared that President Obama’s gun control measures will lead to suicides by mentally ill people who won’t seek treatment lest their names be put on a gun confiscation list. Seriously. Oh, and this will also lead to a black market for psychiatry. For realz. Watch below.

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Breitbart Editor: Obama Put Something On His “Fascist Finger” To Fake “Fascist Tears” For Dead Kids

Raving nutbag Breitbart editor John Nolte has fired off a half-dozen tweets in which he claims that President Obama smeared something on his “fascist finger” before touching his face to create “fascist tears” for the children murdered in mass shootings. We must presume that like the NRA, Nolte is a heartless ghoul who celebrates every time a toddler takes a ...

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Fox News Host Andrea Tantaros: Check Obama’s Podium For Raw Onions, He Faked Those Tears For Children Murdered In Mass Shootings [VIDEO]

Via Raw Story:  Fox News host Andrea Tantaros suggested on Tuesday President Barack Obama had used a “raw onion” to produce fake tears for shooting victims during his press conference on gun violence. After a commercial break, Fox News replayed a clip of Obama with tears flowing down his face. Tantaros said that she didn’t buy the emotion because “he ...

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New Ted Cruz Ad: They’re Takin’ Our Jerbs! [VIDEO]

Breitbart recaps: A new television ad from Sen. Ted Cruz shows a bunch of professionals in business attire crossing the U.S. border with Mexico illegally, purportedly showing them coming into America to take jobs away from America’s elite. “I understand that when the mainstream media covers immigration, it doesn’t often see it as an economic issue,” Cruz says, using audio ...

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NBC Poll: Donald Trump Holds 17-Point Lead

In the first national poll released this year, Donald Trump continues to hold a double-digit lead. The Hill reports: Trump is supported by 35 percent of Republican and GOP-leaning registered voters in the online survey, with Sens. Ted Cruz (Texas) and Marco Rubio (Fla.) at 18 and 13 percent, respectively. All other candidates poll in single digits, with retired neurosurgeon ...

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Gun Dealers Love Terrorism And Obama

According to federal data released yesterday, December gun sales followed a long pattern of spiking sharply whenever President Obama proposes new gun measures after mass shootings. From the New York Times: The heaviest sales last month, driven primarily by handgun sales, followed a call from President Obama to make it harder to buy assault weapons after the terrorist attack in ...

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Lesbian Confronts Carson: You’re Full Of Shit [VIDEO]

Last night in Staten Island. ABC News reports: As Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson shook hands after a New York town hall meeting Monday night, one attendee among a small crowd asked, “Do you think I chose to be gay?” and cursed at the neurosurgeon after his response. “I have a quick question,” said the attendee, who was wearing a ...

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Dr. Stabby’s Campaign Chair: Reinstate DADT [AUDIO]

CNN reports: Ben Carson’s new campaign chairman, retired Major Gen. Robert F. Dees, says it’s time for the U.S. to reevaluate military policies like letting women serve in combat positions and allowing openly gay troops to serve. Carson is debuting his “reinvigorated” campaign after a holiday shakeup that included the departure of a handful of top advisers and new leadership, ...

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“Mexican” Border In Trump Ad Is Actually In Morocco

Busted! Via Mediaite: Republican presidential Donald Trump‘s newest ad purports to show thousands of illegal immigrants streaming across the Mexican border. But evidence has emerged proving the event in the ad actually took place an entire ocean away. Fact-checking website Politifact wasted no time in examining the first television ad from their 2015 Lie of the Year winner. They found ...

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Trump Taunts NFL Team Owner Over Loss: If You’d Supported Me Your Team Would Be In The Playoffs

During the 2012 election, Donald Trump several times tweeted out praise for his “good friend” who was then raising money for Mitt Romney. But today this happened: Donald Trump on Monday taunted New York Jets owner Woody Johnson, a supporter of rival Jeb Bush, after his NFL team’s season-ending loss the previous day. The tweet from Trump, a vocal backer ...

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Sanders Smacks Down Pro-Trump Heckler [VIDEO]

At a Massachusetts rally on Saturday, Bernie Sanders was confronted by a front-row pro-Trump heckler who was waving a sign that read “Obama is as Cristain as Bruce Jenner is a woman.” Yes, the sign said “Cristain.” Watch how Sanders handled him below.

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New Frothy Mix Ad Brutally Mocks Ted Cruz For Reading “Fairy Tales” On Senate Floor [VIDEO]

Rick Santorum today issued a campaign ad which brutally mocks Ted Cruz for reading Green Eggs & Ham during his failed Senate filibuster. Via Politico: Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum is taking the gloves off against Ted Cruz in a new video touting his achievements in the Senate and hitting the Texas senator for his apparent penchant for reading children’s ...

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Vanilla ISIS: We Won’t Fire Unless The Feds Do

Via Breitbart: One member of an armed group occupying a federal building at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge near Burns, Oregon has made a video to share the occupiers’ side of the story. Ammon Bundy, son of infamous Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, has acted as a spokesman for the group for media outlets such as CNN. In a video posted ...

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Trump: Hillary Enabled Bill’s “Seedy” Infidelity [VIDEO]

Jezebel reports: Donald Trump, the ochre villain in a Veggie Tales cartoon, appeared on your television Monday morning to express his continuing concern about Bill Clinton’s penis. He called the former president “seedy” and “one of the great woman abusers of all time,” adding that Hillary Clinton is his “enabler.” Trump also took time to again accuse Hillary Clinton of ...

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Trump Launches First Television Ad [VIDEO]

Donald Trump launched his first television ad this morning. Via The Hill: “The politicians can pretend it’s something else, but Donald Trump calls it radical Islamic terrorism,” a narrator says over images of the San Bernardino, Calif., shooters. “That’s why he’s calling for a temporary shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until we can figure out what’s going on.” ...

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