Tag Archives: Teabagistan

Dunkin’ Donuts Hits At Starbucks With “Joy” Cup

Oh, brother. Yahoo News reports: Dunkin’ Donuts unveiled its seasonal coffee cup design for the holidays on Tuesday, giving java drinkers a cup sporting Christmas-themed colors and the word “Joy” in red script. While many praised the release, others thought the coffee brewer’s move was a transparent jab at its competitor, Starbucks, whose own holiday cup this week sparked a ...

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Matt Drudge: Hillary Wears A Wig

Closeted blogger Matt Drudge this morning accused Hillary Clinton of wearing a wig. Clinton often refers to her hair in stump speeches, usually saying something like, “You’re not going to see me turn white in the White House – I’ve been coloring my hair for years.”

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Sarah Palin: Grinches On The Left Are Trying Make Conservatives Look Ridiculous Over Starbucks

“You know I’m passionate about protecting the heart of Christmas! And these next couple of months really can be ‘The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!’ Funny, though, how some grinches on the Left take things too far in attempts to make all us jolly revelers look ridiculous, lumping us in the same box concerning misplaced outrage over a coffee ...

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Donald Trump Panders To The Crazy Evangelicals: Maybe We Should Boycott Starbucks [VIDEO]

Speaking on the eve of the next GOP debate, Donald Trump tonight pandered to the crazy evangelicals by declaring, “Maybe we should boycott Starbucks.” Trump further issued a warning about his presidency: “If I became president, we’re all gonna be saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.” Whether you like it or not. Watch below.

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Starnes: The Media Is “Lynching” Dr. Stabby [VIDEO]

Via Talking Points Memo: Fox News host Todd Starnes called the media scrutiny around the life and memoirs of Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson a “lynching” on Monday. “The mainstream media’s political hit job on Dr. Ben Carson is nothing short of a journalistic lynching, strung up with rumors and innuendos and flat-out lies,” Starnes said in a video posted ...

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KENTUCKY: Governor-Elect Matt Bevin Vows To Remove Names Of Clerks From Marriage Licenses

The Lexington Courier-Journal reports: Matt Bevin promised Friday that soon after he becomes governor on Dec. 8, he will issue an executive order to remove the names of county clerks from marriage licenses – a step he said will protect county clerks from being jailed for their religious beliefs. “One thing I will take care of right away, we will ...

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Teabagistan Begins The West Point Spin: Ben Carson Was Just Employing A “Loose Use” Of Language

Less than an hour after Ben Shapiro denounced Ben Carson as a liar, he suddenly has a very different opinion. “Carson never said he applied. He said he was extended a full scholarship offer. What’s more, West Point doesn’t offer scholarships: all admission is free contingent on serving in the military afterwards. It thus seems probable that Westmoreland or another ...

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Ben Carson Melts Down Over CNN’s Questions About His Allegedly Stabby Violent Past [VIDEO]

Teabagistan is an uproar, again, over this morning’s CNN interview with Ben Carson, whom they tried pin down about his allegedly stabby, violent past. Salon recaps: In a nearly 30-minute interview on CNN’s “New Day,” Ben Carson repeatedly lashed out at recent inquiries into his violent childhood as “pathetic” and attacked host Alisyn Camerota Friday morning for pushing what he ...

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Ted Cruz Shrugs Off This Weekend’s Appearance At Event Run By “Death To Gays” Pastor [VIDEO]

Every day for the last two weeks Right Wing Watch has pointed out that Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, and Bobby Jindal are scheduled to speak this weekend at a “religious liberty” event run by Pastor Kevin Swanson, who regularly calls for gays to be executed. Yesterday CNN’s Jake Tapper finally confronted Cruz about it and you’ll be shocked to learn ...

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Breitbart: Starbucks Hates The Baby Jesus

There aren’t any Christmas trees or snowflakes on this year’s holiday cups at Starbucks. Therefore, according to Breitbart, the coffee giant hates the Blessed Baby Jesus and is subliminally telling all Christians to get screwed. All because this year’s cup is just plain red. They write: I asked Starbucks why, but they just sent me a “factsheet” with their latest ...

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KENTUCKY: Kim Davis & Liberty Counsel Celebrate Gubernatorial Win Of Teabagger Matt Bevin

“I congratulate Matt Bevin on his win. I am ecstatic. He is such a genuine and caring person. I will be forever thankful that he came to visit me while I was in jail. At a clerks’ meeting he hugged me and said he was praying for me. I am looking forward to his leadership as our new Governor.” – ...

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MISSISSIPPI: Man Charged With Bombing Walmart For Not Selling The Confederate Flag

A 61 year-old Mississippi patriot has been charged with bombing a local Walmart because the chain no longer sells the Confederate flag. USA Today reports: Tupelo Police Chief Bart Aguirre said a vehicle pulled up to an entrance of the Walmart in North Gloster around 1:30 a.m. CT. “A white male got out, lit the package and threw it in ...

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

Above is the top headline on Breitbart this morning. According to several anti-gay activists quoted by columnist and anti-gay hate group leader Austin Ruse, Teabagistan will turn on Marco Rubio over the new support of billionaire marriage equality advocate Paul Singer. He writes: “It gives me pause, because Singer has a deep commitment to flipping the Republican party on gay ...

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Ted Cruz: When Media Attacks, I Fight Back [VIDEO]

The Cruz campaign capitalized on the GOP debate flap today by rushing out a clip touting their candidate as the only one who stands up to them there evil gotcha journalists who insist on asking policy questions.

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RNC Caves, Fires NBC From Upcoming GOP Debate

This weekend GOP presidential candidates are scheduled to meet and plot on how to remove the RNC from future debate decisions. RNC chairman Reince Preibus, hoping to thwart a palace coup, has beaten them to the punch and fired NBC. From his letter: I write to inform you that pending further discussion between the Republican National Committee (RNC) and our ...

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Sarah Palin: I’m Not One To Claim Victim Status But Here’s How I’m Totally A Victim Of The GOP

You guys, Sarah Palin has a very important opinion about the GOP debate flap: “Finally it occurs to folks this idiotic practice of ‘throwing GOP candidates to the wolves’? Yeah. I’ve been there. I’m beyond crying you a river… beyond EVER claiming ‘victim status’ but for y’alls edification, I sure don’t remember all this GOP outrage and the establishment’s conscience ...

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Paul Ryan Elected House Speaker [VIDEO]

In a huge humiliation for Teabagistan, Paul Ryan was elected to House Speaker minutes ago with 236 votes, 18 more than needed. As is tradition, all of the Democrats voted for Nancy Pelosi. Teabagger Daniel Webster, who abstained, got eight votes. And interestingly, one vote went to Colin Powell.

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Breitbart: Leftists Hate Comment Sections

In a truly laughable case of hypocrisy, today Breitbart is denouncing progressive sites which have censoriously done away with their comment sections due to abusive and racist postings. They write: The internet was born open but is becoming closed everywhere. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the rush to shutter readers’ comments sections at major news organisations. Cheered on ...

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Ben Shapiro: The Tea Party Isn’t Dead, It’s Waiting

A Gallup poll issued yesterday showed that support for the Tea Party is at an all-time low, with only 17% of those surveyed saying they have a favorable impression. Today Ben Shapiro blames the GOP establishment and soothes his Breitbart readers about all that “chortling” from the left. He writes: Ejected from the levers of power by the Republican establishment, ...

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Support For Tea Party Falls To Record Low

According to a just-released Gallup poll, support for the Tea Party is at a five-year record low. Only 17% of those surveyed say they have a favorable impression of the Tea Party, a nearly 50% drop from November 2010. More from Salon: Of course, it has been the Tea Party sympathizers in the House Freedom Caucus and Tea Party Caucus ...

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