Tag Archives: Teabagistan

RedState: Trump Never Donated To 9/11 Charities

Via RedState: According to a thorough review, Trump didn’t see fit to give any of those millions of dollars he is always bragging about to help out the men, women, children, cops, firefighters, office workers … hey, let’s just call them New Yorkers, who were killed or who lost someone in the terror of September 11th. In fact, his supposedly …

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Dr. Stabby: Change Your Facebook Profile Photo To Stand Against Evil Godless Liberal Progressives

Via Mediaite: Dr. Ben Carson took to Facebook Tuesday to entreat his followers to take a stand against “liberal progressives,” asking them to “change your profile picture to you holding a ‘In God We Trust’ sign if you believe God should remain a core principle of our nation.” “Carson cares about God and America. Obama cares more about his climate …

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Bristol Palin Denounces “Typical Politician” Ted Cruz For Turning Against Her Mother With “False Narratives”

“Here’s the thing, Sen. Cruz. My mom has consistently supported you and encouraged you. You’ve been a great advocate for conservative causes, and she’s stood by you when others haven’t. ‘I would not be in the U.S. Senate today if it were not for Governor Palin,’ you’ve said before. After hearing what Cruz is now saying about my mom, in …

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RUMOR: Sarah Palin To Endorse Trump Today

Political sites are tying themselves in knots today over the Trump campaign’s promise of a major endorsement at an Iowa rally happening this afternoon. Most seem to believe the heralded endorser is Sarah Palin, who on Sunday put herself forward as Trump’s Secretary of Energy so she can oversee the Energy Department’s destruction. Literally. Over at Townhall, homocon Guy Benson …

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Cruz Continues “New York Values” Attack [VIDEO]

Ted Cruz has appeared on Fox News to laugh off the latest tabloid front pages and call Donald Trump an abortion-loving, gay marriage-supporting fake conservative who’s no better than “far left liberals” like Bill De Blasio, Andrew Cuomo, and Hillary Clinton. Watch below.

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Breitbart Falls For Porn Company Publicity Stunt

You’ve probably heard about the publicity stunt pulled over the weekend by a porn company, which claimed to have created a public masturbation station in a Manhattan phone booth. Most sites that reported on the story did so winkingly, noting that the company’s press release included a footnote disclaimer that public masturbation is illegal. But not Breitbart, who of course …

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New Rand Paul Ad: Audit The Ted [VIDEO]

We love Cruz mocking, but wow this is lame. The Hill reports: Sen. Rand Paul’s (R-Ky.) is going after presidential rival Ted Cruz in cartoon form. On Monday, Paul’s campaign released a cartoon video titled “Audit the Ted,” which features two characters, a man and a woman, discussing Paul’s recent bill to audit the Federal Reserve, which he called “Audit …

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Donald Trump Calls Hillary A “Serious Dog” [VIDEO]

Donald Trump’s rally in New Hampshire was interrupted today by a squealing sound. Trump asked, “Was that a dog?” A supporter in the audience shouted, “It’s Hillary!” Trump threw his head back in laughter, “Uh oh! It’s Hillary? Ha, ha, only in New Hampshire! First it was screechy dog and then it was a very serious dog, right?” Watch below …

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BRITAIN: Labor MP Eviscerates “Poisonous” Donald Trump During Parliament’s Ban Debate [VIDEO]

Via the Los Angeles Times: British lawmakers on Monday debated whether Donald Trump should be banned from Britain, after an online petition calling for him to be denied entry for making controversial anti-Muslim comments amassed more than 570,000 votes. “His words are not comical. His words are not funny. His words are poisonous,” said the Labor Party’s Tulip Siddiq. “They …

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Benghazi Flick Flops At Box Office

Director Michael Bay’s 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi turned in a middling-poor performance at the box office this weekend, finishing fourth with an estimated gross of $16M, less than half of the $35M brought in by the top grossing Ride Along 2. Movie sites are falling over each other today trying to figure out what went wrong, especially …

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RNC Fires NBC From Upcoming GOP Debate

For all their disdain for Donald Trump, the RNC today did a rather Trumpian thing. Via Breitbart: The Republican National Committee (RNC) officially voted on Monday afternoon to sever its business relationship with NBC News for the previously-scheduled Feb. 26, 2016, GOP presidential primary debate, Breitbart News has learned. The Debate Committee for the RNC met via conference call and …

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Marco Rubio Buys Gun Because ISIS

Seriously. CBS News reports: Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio talked about what was behind his decision to purchase a firearm on Christmas Eve, saying in an interview on “Face the Nation” that a gun is the “last line of defense” between the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) and his family. “I’m a strong supporter of the Second Amendment. …

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Trump: Cruz Is A Nasty Hypocrite Who Takes Money From Gay Marriage Supporters And Nobody Likes Him

When the gloves come off, they really come off. The Daily Beast reports: During on interview on “This Week,” Donald Trump upped the ante in his contentious relationship with Ted Cruz, calling him a “nasty guy,” and suggesting that he himself could take Cruz to court over his eligibility to be president. “Look, the truth is, he’s a nasty guy,” …

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Cosplay Cover – Official Donald Trump Jam [VIDEO]

A few days ago the web went nuts with Donald Trump’s Hitlerjugend-esque “official jam.” Today JMG reader Michael tips us to an appropriately dirge-like cover of Trump’s Freedom Girls. Watch below.

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Donald Trump Taunts Ted Cruz Over Birther Lawsuit And Wall Street Loan Flap: “Goldman Sachs Owns Him”

The Hill reports: Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump took aim at rival Ted Cruz in a series of Saturday morning tweets, taunting Cruz over challenges to his citizenship and reports that he did not disclose campaign loans. Trump has tried to stoke concerns that Cruz would face legal challenges to his eligibility for president because he was born in Canada. …

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Ted Cruz “Apologizes” For New York Attack [VIDEO]

“I apologize to the millions of New Yorkers who have been abandoned by liberal politicians. I apologize for the working men and women of New York who are denied jobs — jobs that have been plentiful just south of Pennsylvania — because Gov. Cuomo bans fracking. I apologize to all the pro-life, pro-marriage, pro-Second Amendment New Yorkers who Gov. Cuomo …

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Bill Maher On New York Values [VIDEO]

Via Raw Story: “The Republicans who constantly lambaste Obama about dividing America, and then creates smaller and smaller circles about what really is America, “the HBO host said. “Chicago? No that’s thug city. And Hawaii — part of Kenya. And LA is full of queers. You know, tell me what New York values are because I don’t know.” “I was …

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Federal Birther Lawsuit Filed Against Ted Cruz

It’s officially ON. Bloomberg reports: Republican presidential contender Ted Cruz should be disqualified from the race because he isn’t a “natural-born citizen,” a fellow Texan claims in a “birther” challenge filed against the senator in a U.S. court. The suit seeks a court definition of the term to clarify whether Cruz — who was born in Canada to an American …

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New York Daily News: Drop Dead, Ted Cruz

Snork! They write: Ted Cruz, who only comes here with his hand out, has decided that the most diverse city the world has ever known is filled with people who all think alike. He sounds in these moments like as slow a thinker as we have ever had run for President. If you are dumb enough to think that New …

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Trump Gives Benghazi Movie Tickets To Iowa Voters

Oh brother. Via the Des Moines Register: Donald Trump has rented space at an Urbandale movie theater and will give Iowans free tickets to a showing of the Benghazi movie that critics of Hillary Clinton have been eagerly awaiting. “Mr. Trump would like all Americans to know the truth about what happened at Benghazi,” the GOP presidential candidate’s Iowa co-chair …

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