Tag Archives: Teabagistan

Rep. Steve King: Trump Is Buying Endorsements

Nutjob Rep. Steve King took GOP infighting to a new level yesterday. Politico reports: Ted Cruz’s most influential backers, stunned by Donald Trump’s commanding lead and growing list of endorsements, opened a new line of attack against the GOP front-runner on Tuesday – suggesting the New Yorker is buying support. One of Cruz’s most important surrogates in Iowa, Rep. Steve …

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BREAKING: Ammon Bundy Arrested After Shootout With Federal Agents, One Oregon Militia Member Dead

Portland’s ABC affiliate has the breaking news: One person is dead and several others, including Oregon occupation leader Ammon Bundy, were detained following a confrontation with the FBI and state police Tuesday night. It all began with a traffic stop while Bundy and some of his followers were en route to a community meeting in John Day, about 70 miles …

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Fox News Mocks After Trump Threatens To Skip Debate Because Megyn Kelly Has A Bloody Wherever

For the last few days Donald Trump has been escalating his demand that Megyn Kelly be removed as moderator of the coming Fox News debate due to her extreme bias in being a journalist. This afternoon Trump even launched a poll on Twitter, asking supporters if he should boycott. (Respondents split evenly.) Tonight Fox reacted with a snarky press release: …

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Dr. Stabby Will Save You From ISIS [VIDEO]

In his latest campaign clip, Dr. Stabby assures a nervous America that his years as a brain surgeon qualifies him above all others to protect the nation and “make the right decisions when a crisis erupts.” Watch below.

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Jerry Falwell Jr. Endorses Donald Trump

Via the Washington Post: Liberty University president Jerry Falwell Jr., the son of the late televangelist, endorsed Donald Trump on Tuesday, giving Republican front-runner the blessing of one of the evangelical community’s biggest names just days before the Iowa caucuses. In a statement announcing his endorsement, Falwell called Trump “a successful executive and entrepreneur, a wonderful father and a man …

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And The Teabagistan Civil War Rages On

Teabagistan’s long-raging civil war gained fresh fuel last week when 22 high-profile right wingers wrote anti-Trump essays for the conservative standard-bearer National Review. Today’s poutrage target on Breitbart is a new National Review column which essentially alleges that Trump’s supporters are uncultured semi-literate hillbillies. Ahem. From the column: Thomas Aquinas cautioned against “homo unius libri,” a warning that would not …

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OREGON: Militia Member Promises End To Standoff If Chris Christie Wins Sumo Challenge Match [VIDEO]

Oregon Live reports: It’s Day 24 of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge standoff near Burns. Just how bored are the armed militants occupying the property’s gift shop/office building? One of the more broad-in-the-beam “patriots” has posted a YouTube video with a bizarro challenge to New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie: Come to Oregon and battle him in 10 sumo rounds. If …

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World Net Daily: Martial Law Was Declared In NYC

Today’s top story on World Net Daily:  It’s the nagging fear many have about our government: what would happen if martial law was declared? New York City just found out, at least temporarily. Eleven states as well as Washington D.C. declared states of emergency in the wake of the massive record-breaking snowstorm which blanketed the East. But New York City …

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Rick Perry Endorses Ted Cruz

This is a game-changer, said nobody. Via Politico: “Of those individuals who have a chance to win the Republican primary, at this juncture, from my perspective, Ted Cruz is by far the most consistent conservative in that crowd,” Perry said. “And that appears to be down to two people.” Perry, who is famously skilled at retail politics, will campaign with …

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Ted Cruz At Age 18: I Want To Take Over The World, Be Rich, And Star In A “Teen Tit Film” [VIDEO]

Politico reports: A new video of a teenaged Ted Cruz, posted Saturday on YouTube, shows a lankier and younger version of the future Republican presidential candidate sarcastically talking about his life’s goals —and they’re far more ambitious than the mere presidency. “Take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff,” Cruz says. Off …

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Trump Spokeswoman Longs For “Pure Breeds”

We last heard about Trump campaign spokesperson Katrina Pierson when she wore a bullet necklace on CNN. Over the weekend reporters dug into Pierson’s Twitter history and as you can see, there are some racist doozies there. Pierson, it must be pointed out, is of mixed race herself. More examples below. A failed 2014 candidate for the US House who …

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Todd Starnes: Public Safety Is Communism

Todd Starnes is already one of the most mocked nutjobs on Twitter, but today he earned epic levels of ridicule for the above series of tweets in which he calls NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio a communist for imposing a ban on non-emergency vehicles during the blizzard. Pedestrians, of course, remain completely free to do whatever they like, but OMG …

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IOWA: Glenn Beck Endorses Ted Cruz

One day after he declared that Donald Trump has the makings of the next Adolf Hitler, Glenn Beck formally endorsed Ted Cruz while standing next to fellow nutjobs David Barton and Bob Vander Plaats. CBS News reports: Conservative media personality Glenn Beck is endorsing Sen. Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign, announcing the news Saturday on social media. The news comes just …

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Donald Trump: I Could Shoot Somebody In The Middle Of Fifth Avenue And Not Lose Any Voters [VIDEO]

CNN reports: Donald Trump boasted Saturday that support for his presidential campaign would not decline even if he shot someone in the middle of a crowded street. “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters,” Trump said at a campaign rally here. After the event, Trump declined to answer when asked …

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Ted Cruz Busted Lying About Losing His Insurance Due To Obamacare, He Still Has Coverage [VIDEO]

On Thursday, Sen. Ted Cruz declared that he and his wife have no health insurance because their carrier canceled their policy due to Obamacare. As reported that day: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz on Thursday said he does not have healthcare insurance because of ObamaCare. “I’ll tell you, you know who one of those millions of Americans is who’s lost …

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Glenn Beck: Trump Could Be The Next Adolf Hitler

“You should be freaking out. Look, we have nothing against Donald Trump as a man. We don’t. It’s just this is a very dangerous combination and I have been warning against it since Fox. I said keep your eyes open because it will come. The pendulum will swing the other way and it will be bad.  He’s talking about populism …

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Trump Retweets N-Word Loving White Supremacist

Via Mediaite: Donald Trump wanted to take a jab at Jeb Bush Friday morning, and decided the best way to do so was to retweet a guy with the username “White Genocide.” Needless to say, @WhiteGenocideTM’s name isn’t ironic: he’s a literal Neo-Nazi who regularly tweets racial slurs. A link on his profile takes you to “The Greatest Story Never …

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Todd Starnes: How DARE People Question Donald Trump’s Faith Like I Questioned President Obama’s!

As you well know, Fox News horcrux Todd Starnes has questioned the faith of President Obama on many occasions. But Starnes is EVER so pissed that some evangelicals are doing the same to Donald Trump. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Fox News pundit Todd Starnes is absolutely flabbergasted that some conservative Christian commentators such as Southern Baptist Convention …

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Ben Shapiro: Donald Trump Is As Bad As Obama

JMG reader Nicholas observes that Shapiro posted this rant at the Daily Signal and not at Trump World Headquarters (aka Breitbart) where he would be eviscerated as a RINO. Shapiro writes: In an odd way, Trump resembles President Obama. He’s a thin-skinned egotist who identifies his own success with the success of the country. President Obama treats attacks on him …

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New Trump Ad: Cruz Doesn’t Hate Immigrants [VIDEO]

NBC News reports: Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are now warring on the airwaves. On Friday, Trump released a new ad questioning Cruz’s stance on immigration policy and highlighting a December interview on FOX News, when the Texas senator stumbled to articulate his past positions on legal status for undocumented immigrants. In the interview, FOX News host Bret Baier pressed …

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