Tag Archives: Teabagistan

KENTUCKY: Gov. Matt Bevin Faces Massive Legal Bill For His State’s Losing Battle Against Marriage

Back in August then-Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear was hit with a $2.3 million legal fees bill from the winning side in his state’s battle against same-sex marriage. Beshear balked at paying the “unreasonable” amount and offered to settle for $581K – about 25% of the bill. Now the full bill is in the lap of newly-elected teabagger Gov. Matt Bevin, …

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Mike Huckabee Continues Attack On Ted Cruz For (Allegedly) Not Hating Gays Enough [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Mike Huckabee today stood by his attacks on Ted Cruz and insisted that neither he nor his Super PAC “selectively edited” what Cruz said. At a closed-door Manhattan fundraiser, Cruz was asked if stopping gay marriage is a top-three priority for him. He said no, but did say that his priority is defending the Constitution, which Cruz supporters …

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Trump: Bill Is Too Sexist To Campaign For Hillary

The man who says Carly Fiorina is too ugly to be president is suddenly very concerned about sexism. Via The Hill: Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump late Saturday blasted the announcement that former President Bill Clinton will campaign for his wife, Hillary Clinton. The real estate mogul said the former president has a “penchant for sexism” in a tweet. Trump …

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Christian Extremist Site World Net Daily Names President Obama Its “Muslim Of The Year”

Nutjob Larry Klayman writes for World Net Daily: The contestants were Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran; Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, leader of ISIS (Islamic State); Bashar al-Assad, the dictator president of Syria; Mullah Akhtar Mansour and Akhund, co-leaders of the Taliban; Sayed Hassan-Nasrallah, head of Hezbollah; Khaled Mashai, leader of Hamas; Nihad Awad, …

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Bowe Bergdahl: Taliban Asked Me If Obama Is Gay

Teabagistan, as you’d expect, absolutely LOVES this story. Via the New York Post: Bowe Bergdahl compared his first year in Taliban captivity — starved, stinking and chained to a bed — to being tossed in a closet and forgotten. “Picture someone taking a bag, throwing it into the closet, shutting the door and just forgetting about it. That was basically …

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Abstinence Spox Has Second Out-Of-Wedlock Child

America’s most prominent unwed and highly-paid abstinence spokesbilly has spawned for the second time: Bristol Palin has given birth to a baby daughter, Sailor Grace, seven months after she called off her engagement to marine Dakota Meyer, who took to Twitter to at last confirm that he is in fact the father of Bristol’s second child. Announcing the happy news …

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Ted Cruz: The MSM Is Hillary’s Lapdog

Earlier this week the Washington Post drew the ire of both sides when it published an editorial cartoon which depicted the children of Ted Cruz as monkeys on a leash. The WaPo quickly pulled the cartoon, even after its Pulitzer-winning creator explained that she was mocking Cruz for putting his kids at the center of last week’s SNL skit. Cruz …

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Turmoil At Dr. Stabby’s Campaign

An interesting interview with the Associated Press today: Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson said Wednesday he is moving toward a major shake-up of his struggling campaign, with just six weeks to go until early voting begins to select party nominees. In an interview with the Associated Press at his Maryland home — conducted without the knowledge of his own campaign …

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Ted Cruz Goes Soft On Gay Marriage When Talking To Big-Dollar Pro-Gay GOP Donor [AUDIO]

Via Politico: In June, Ted Cruz promised on NPR that opposition to gay marriage would be “front and center” in his 2016 campaign. In July, he said the Supreme Court’s decision allowing same-sex marriage was the “very definition of tyranny” and urged states to ignore the ruling. But in December, behind closed doors at a big-dollar Manhattan fundraiser, the quickly …

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Donald Trump: Schlonged Doesn’t Mean Schlonged

CNN reports: Donald Trump took to Twitter Tuesday to defend using the word “schlonged” to describe Hillary Clinton’s primary loss in 2008, saying the word is “not vulgar.” “Once again, #MSM is dishonest. ‘Schlonged’ is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got ‘schlonged’ that meant beaten badly,” he said in one tweet. He then attacked the mainstream media, MSM for …

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Ted Cruz: No Comment On Trump’s “Schlonged”

Ted Cruz today refused to comment on Donald Trump’s vulgar comments about Hillary Clinton. Instead, he once again made a pop culture reference. Via The Hill: “There are an abundance of political pundits in the world, who, like Statler and Waldorf, assess every comment every candidate makes,” he said before a rally in Knoxville, Tenn., according to NBC News. “I …

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SOUTH CAROLINA: GOP State Rep. Bill Chumley To Introduce Bill To “Nullify” SCOTUS On Marriage

South Carolina GOP state Rep. Bill Chumley has pre-filed a 2016 bill that aims to “nullify” the US Supreme Court’s ruling on same-sex marriage. From the right-wing New American site: In an effort to protect the traditional definition of marriage within South Carolina, the bill states that “It is the policy of the State of South Carolina to defend natural …

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It’s A Very Todd Starnes Christmas [VIDEO]

For the second year in a row, Fox News has aired The Todd Starnes All-American Christmas. This year’s show featured several dozen barefoot children in overalls paying tribute to White Jesus on their fiddles. For real. Watch below if you can bear it.

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Sarah Palin Does Her Tina Fey Impression [VIDEO]

Tina Fey returned to Saturday Night Live this weekend to renew her famed impression of Sarah Palin. Today Palin returns the favor in a video from the group that gave us Ted Cruz frying bacon on a gun and Lindsey Graham destroying his cell phone in a blender. Via Mediaite: Palin stars in the newest IJR video in a parody …

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Trump: Hillary Got “Schlonged” By Obama [VIDEO]

Via the Washington Post: Donald Trump used vulgar language as he attacked Hillary Clinton during a rally on Monday night, saying her use of the restroom at the last Democratic debate was “too disgusting” to talk about and that in 2008 she got “schlonged” by Barack Obama when he defeated her in the Democratic primary. Standing before a crowd of …

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Donald Trump To Tony Perkins: Christians Are Having Their Power Taken Away In America [AUDIO]

Donald Trump called into the radio show of KKK-affiliated hate group leader Tony Perkins this weekend to complain that Christians no longer have the political power they once did. Right Wing Watch has the audio and transcript: Tony, I can, tell you this, that religious liberty is very important to me, and I see more and more, especially, in particular, …

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Phyllis Schlafly: Trump Is America’s Last Hope

“He’s the last hope for America. We don’t hear anybody saying what he’s saying. In fact, most of the people who ought to be lining up with him are attacking him. They’re probably jealous of the amount of press coverage he gets. But the reason he gets so much press coverage is the grassroots are fed up with people who …

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Marco Rubio: I’m Not A Bigot [VIDEO]

Marco Rubio doesn’t like being called a “bigot” just because he wants to rescind civil rights for LGBT Americans. Via Pink News: Rubio is very upset that just because he plans to systematically dismantle gay people’s right to marry and work without being discriminated against, people think he’s some kind of bigot. He told CBS’s Face the Nation: “People who …

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New Cruz Ad: Take Off With Ted [VIDEO]

Over the weekend Ted Cruz launched a campaign ad which invites you to attend rallies on his “Country Christmas Tour” which concludes Thursday. This clip has everything: kissing babies, kissing dogs, cowboy boots, Furkels, and hey – isn’t that Herman Cain? Watch below.

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Ted Cruz To Air “Comedy” Clip During SNL [VIDEO]

This is part of NBC’s equal time settlement following Trump’s hosting of SNL. More from CBS: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz is planning to air a parody commercial in Iowa during “Saturday Night Live,” just weeks before the nation’s first nominating contest in the state. “In the spirit of the upcoming holiday we are excited to bring a Cruz family …

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