Tag Archives: Teabagistan

Donald Trump: I Totally Didn’t Endorse That Nazi Thing Everybody Saw Me Endorse On Video

This morning I posted an NBC News clip in which their reporter asked Donald Trump if he was serious about forcing Muslim-Americans to register with federal government. Trump’s response: “I would certainly implement that. Absolutely.” The reporter pressed Trump further, asking how a Muslim database differs what the Nazis did. Trump: “You tell me.” As you can see, Trump is ...

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KENTUCKY: Gov-Elect Matt Bevin Threatens Action Against Newspaper For “Racist” Cartoon

Anti-gay Kentucky governor-elect Matt Bevin is VERY ANGRY about the above cartoon published yesterday by the Lexington Herald-Leader. Bevin, who has four adopted children from Africa, has issued a press release which threatens the paper with reprisals once he assumes office. The Louisville Courier-Journal reports: “The Lexington Herald-Leader chose to articulate with great clarity the deplorably racist ideology of ‘cartoonist’ ...

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Ted Cruz Turns “Insult Me To My Face” Schoolyard Taunt To Obama Into Campaign Ad [VIDEO]

A few days ago Ted Cruz earned widespread mocking after he double-dog-dared President Obama to “come insult me to my face.” His schoolyard taunt spawned war-boners across Teabagistan – so naturally Cruz has turned it into a campaign commercial. Watch below.

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Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ Supports Open Carry

In her continuing ploy to generate VP buzz, Sarah Palin today declared that Christ His Own Damn Self would fight for the right carry semi-automatic weapons around his local Walmart. “Jesus would fight for our Second Amendment. Taking concrete defense measures (i.e. arming ourselves) away from the good guys? Yeah…that…we don’t want that. Shoot, even the Lord said to take ...

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Ted Cruz Double-Dog-Dares Obama: Come Back Here And Try Insulting Me To My Face [VIDEO]

Refugee offspring Ted Cruz is ever so pissed that President Obama has criticized Republicans for wanting to keep out Syrian refugees. And he basically just about challenged the president to a fistfight. The Hill reports: “It is utterly unbefitting of the president to be engaging in those kind of personal insults and attacks,” Cruz said in Washington, D.C., in video ...

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Sarah Palin: Of Course I’d Be Somebody’s VP

“There’s millions of Americans out there, qualified, ready, willing, and able. I really don’t think it’s me being asked, but as I say, if I were asked, I’d do it. My interest has always been in public service, getting out there, doing all that I can to try and help make the world a better place. If that’s a position ...

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Teabagistan Headline Of The Day

According to the website of former Rep. Allen West, that Charlie Sheen is HIV+ will be a recruitment tool for ISIS. Seriously. From the site: I must tell you this Sheen story has put me over the edge. No WONDER the Islamists of ISIS laugh at us. No wonder they call us infidels in our land of “prostitution and vice.” ...

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Cruz Bill Would Ban Syrian Muslim Immigrants

The Hill reports: Sen. Ted Cruz has struck back at President Obama’s implication that his rejection of Syrian refugees is “shameful,” telling CNN he will be introducing legislation banning Muslim Syrian refugees from entering the United States. “What Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are proposing is that we bring to this country tens of thousands of Syrian Muslim refugees,” Cruz ...

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T-Mobile CEO: Dump Shitty Donald Trump

T-Mobile USA CEO John Legere yesterday tweeted a cartoon depicting Donald Trump as a literal piece of shit – complete with buzzing flies. And that has Breitbart VERY UPSET. Because – get this – Legere’s tweet is “typical liberal name-calling.” Homocon Milo Whatisopoulous writes: Doesn’t a CEO tweeting a picture like this betray something about how he regards his own customers? ...

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Iowa Rep. Steve King: Do Your Duty For God And Vote For Ted Cruz In The Iowa Caucus [VIDEO]

In what Breitbart is calling a “major pickup” for Ted Cruz, today wingnut Rep. Steve King (R-IA) issued an endorsement in which he asks voters to “do your duty for God” and vote for Cruz in the Iowa caucus. Watch below.

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Sarah Palin: Bristol Is Pregnant Again Because God Gives You Many Chances Not To Sin [VIDEO]

Raw Story recaps the latest from Sarah Palin: Former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin explained that her daughter had gotten pregnant out of wedlock for the second time because God gave people second, third and fourth chances not to sin. “Bristol is pregnant again,” CBS correspondent Tracy Smith pointed out to Palin during a recent trip to Wasilla. “That ...

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Sarah Palin: Maybe I’ll Run For Office Again

From the Washington Post: Watch out, world: Sarah Palin said she’s open to running for political office again. The former Alaska governor touched on a possible return to politics during a wide-ranging interview on CBS’s “Sunday Morning.” “This will always be home,” she said of Wasilla, Alaska. “I would know that I could always come back here.” “You’re willing to ...

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REPORT: Paris Terrorists Were “Fake Refugees”

All of Teabagistan is celebrating with “we told you” headlines this morning after French authorities revealed that at least two of the Paris terrorists had gained entry to the country by posing as Syrian refugees. The Daily Mail reports: It is believed two of the bombers were carrying Syrian passports. At least two others are believed to be French while ...

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Matt Drudge Implies That Hillary Is A Lesbian

Closeted homocon blogger Matt Drudge last night repeated a familiar meme in Teabagistan with a misspelled tweet which implies that Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin are lovers. Abedin is actually the wife of former Rep. Anthony Weiner. Drudge’s fans are thrilled.

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Today’s Most Popular Cartoon In Teabagistan

This panel by Arizona Republic political cartoonist Steve Benson is being headlined today on many right wing sites and has been shared about 400,000 times on Facebook.

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Ted Cruz On Fox News: Obama “Does Not Wish To Defend This Country” From Terrorists [VIDEO]

The Guardian recaps today’s predictable reaction by Ted Cruz: Speaking to reporters ahead of a “rally for religious liberty” in Greenville, South Carolina, Cruz said of the victims of the Paris attacks: “They were not injured by some faceless menace. They were not injured by some abstract and inchoate violent extremism. “They were injured by radical Islamic terrorism, an evil ...

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Judge Rules For Hillary On Benghazi Emails

The wingnuts at Judicial Watch today lost a battle to force the federal government to release hundreds of Hillary Clinton’s emails related to Benghazi. The Hill reports: Judge Amit Mehta said that it would be “unwise and potentially risky” to order the government to quickly release some of the 329 emails specifically related to the 2012 terror attack in Benghazi, ...

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Rand Paul: Maybe We Don’t Need The USPS [AUDIO]

Rand Paul wants a federal government “so small you can barely see it.” And part of that plan might include doing away with the USPS. Listen below. In related news, yesterday the Postal Workers Union endorsed Bernie Sanders.

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Trump Picks Up Drudge’s Attack On Hillary’s Hair

Right on cue, Donald Trump has picked up Matt Drudge’s attack on Hillary Clinton’s hair. CNN reports: Donald Trump said Wednesday he was shocked to see Hillary Clinton’s latest hairdo, calling it “massive” in an interview on conservative talk radio. Asked by host Mark Levin what Clinton’s appeal to voters is, Trump simply said: “Well, she has a new hairdo, ...

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Dunkin’ Donuts Hits At Starbucks With “Joy” Cup

Oh, brother. Yahoo News reports: Dunkin’ Donuts unveiled its seasonal coffee cup design for the holidays on Tuesday, giving java drinkers a cup sporting Christmas-themed colors and the word “Joy” in red script. While many praised the release, others thought the coffee brewer’s move was a transparent jab at its competitor, Starbucks, whose own holiday cup this week sparked a ...

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