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NOM Got Little Notice At CPAC

While there was definitely no shortage of ugly anti-gay declarations from the stages of CPAC last weekend, Michelangelo Signorile reports that NOM itself got little notice. Oh, those heady days of 2012 for the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)! That was the year that Maggie Gallagher, the former president of NOM, walked the …

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Crazy Eyes: Gays Are Bullying America

Stop taking away her freeeeedomz, you guys!

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Jon Stewart Recaps CPAC

“It’s like Burning Man for people who don’t do drugs and are afraid of fire.” Many more gems within.

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Today In Christian Love

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Barber Slams CPAC Drunks For Chanting “Fuck Obama” From Hotel Balconies

“The day’s speeches have ended and conference-going night revelers are about. The indoor balcony to my 12th-floor room faces, as the hotel website accurately boasts, a ‘spectacular 18-story glass atrium.’ My balcony door is open wide, and the bustling din from several parties across the cavernous vestibule soaks the room. A chorus has begun. What is this? Have party-goers launched …

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

As even some Breitbart readers point out, Palin didn’t write that Dr. Seuss parody, which has been floating around the internet for at least a couple of years. But Palin Recites Old Internet Meme doesn’t make a good headline.

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Sarah Palin’s Batshit Crazy Word Salad At CPAC: Dr. Seuss, Big Gulps, And Fritos

UPDATE: I meant to mention that moose hunter Sarah Palin’s exit music tonight was Titanium, a global EDM smash sung by Sia Furler, an openly bisexual, liberal, vegan, animal rights activist who has appeared in ads for PETA. Furler used to date JD Samson, a member of the lesbian/feminist/electroclash band Le Tigre, and once expressed her desire to gay-marry Samson. …

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Coulter At CPAC: Immigration Is Like Rape

“This isn’t natural. You have, especially on places like my favorite network, for humor, is MSNBC — and you know, they’re sneering, ‘Oh, Republicans just have to get used to it, the country is changing.’ No, this isn’t a natural process. It’s like you’re being raped and the guy is telling you, ‘Sorry, my penis is in you. Nothing you …

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Rand Paul Wins CPAC 2014 Straw Poll

Totally predictable. Sen. Rand Paul demolished his competition in the 2014 Washington Times/CPAC presidential preference straw poll on Saturday, winning 31 percent of the vote — nearly three times the total of second-place Sen. Ted Cruz. Mr. Cruz’s 11 percent was still a big improvement for the freshman senator, who won just 4 percent in last year’s straw poll. Neurosurgeon …

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CPAC Teabagger Photoshop Selfie

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Ben Carson At CPAC: I Never Compared Gay Marriage To Pedophilia And Bestiality Even Though Millions Saw Me Say That On Sean Hannity’s Fox News Show

Tea Party hero Ben Carson took the CPAC stage this afternoon to wild applause and the waving of “Carson 2016” placards. In his twenty-minute speech (excerpted below by Right Wing Watch), Carson referenced last year’s flap in which he compared same-sex marriage to pedophilia and bestiality. According to Carson today, he never did that. Here’s the exact quote from his …

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Crazy Eyes Attacks Hillary At CPAC

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Caption This

A couple of days ago I posted a portion of the anti-GOProud flyer being handed out at CPAC by the red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Family, and Property. Above is the full cartoon that was used on the flyer, in which we see that the GOProud rainbow beaver is gnawing on Ronald Reagan’s stool. Make your jokes accordingly.

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Seen At CPAC

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Palin Previews Tonight’s CPAC Speech

Via Mediaite: Ahead of her closing address at the Conservative Political Action Conference Saturday, Sarah Palin went on Fox News with Greta Van Susteren to preview what she plans to say to the conservative crowd. She promised an “optimistic” message that looks to this year’s midterm elections as a positive opportunity for the right. Palin argued that Obamacare does not …

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Lyin’ Ryan Busted Lyin’ At CPAC

“The left is making a big mistake here. What they’re offering people is a full stomach and an empty soul. The American people want more than that. This reminds me of a story I heard from Eloise Anderson. She serves in the cabinet of my buddy, Governor Scott Walker. She once met a young boy from a very poor family, …

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Ted Cruz At CPAC: Some People Wish Justin Bieber And I Would Self-Deport

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Huckabee At CPAC: God Will Destroy America Like Sodom & Gomorrah

Huckabee says that since God himself created the United States, he will certainly murder all 300 million of us if we don’t repent. Because he loves us so fucking much.

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CPAC Flyer For Red-Caped Catholic Loons Depicts GOProud As Rainbow Beaver

The red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Family, & Property are handing out a flyer at CPAC that depicts GOProud as a rainbow-hued beaver gnawing at one of the supporting legs of conservatism. Or something. Via Peter Montgomery at Right Wing Watch: TFP’s flyer says it protests against GOProud’s efforts to “cast itself as a bone fide member of the conservative …

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Minority Outreach Panel At CPAC

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