Tag Archives: teabaggers

At Least He’ll Always Have Breitbart

Donald Trump is determined to alienate the journalists at any outlet that reports on him. Except at Trump/Breitbart World Headquarters, where today they are accusing Fox News of bias in favor of Marco Rubio. This all just gets better and better.

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Ben Shapiro: The Pope Is A Traitor On Gay Marriage

“The Pope’s more conservative supporters must have been excited to hear him speak about the family as he transitioned into a discussion of his upcoming appearance at the World Meeting of Families: ‘It is my wish that throughout my visit the family should be a recurrent theme. How essential the family has been to the building of this country! And ...

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Paging The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse

We’ll be SO disappointed if our favorite loony tunes End Times prognosticator doesn’t have a field day with this photo. In the meantime, they’re holding their sides over at Twitchy and other wingut sites.

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Teabagistan REALLY Hates Pope Francis: He May Be “Condemning Millions To Unspeakable Earthly Misery”

Teabagistan may be having a civil war over Fox News and Donald Trump, but they are definitely united in their hatred of that commie/socialist/Obama-kisser Pope Francis. Posted today on Breitbart: If God is the God of free will in this broken world, then He most certainly does not see a moral equivalency between free market capitalism and totalitarian communism. And ...

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Cruz Rails About Marriage On Late Show [VIDEO]

Ted Cruz appeared on The Late Show last night where Stephen Colbert attempted to get him acknowledge some inconvenient facts about Ronald Reagan. And then, of course, things turned to gay marriage. NBC News reports: “It’s a matter of compromising,” Colbert said. “Will you be willing to compromise with the other side?” Cruz did not say yes, though he did ...

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Ted Nugent: I’m A Gay Vegetarian Pirate

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MICHIGAN: Second Ousted Anti-Gay Former State Rep Will Also Run To Get His Old Seat Back

Saying that the fake conservatives in his own party had used “totalitarian tactics” to oust him over his adulterous affair with a fellow lawmaker, this morning former Michigan state Rep. Todd Courser appeared on CNN to declare that he will run in the special election for his old seat.  Courser: “I’m a believer in Christ and I’m looking forward to ...

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Donald Trump Promises To “Look Into” Claims That President Obama Is A Foreign-Born Muslim [VIDEO]

The Hill reports: Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump on Thursday declined to address a claim by a supporter at a campaign rally that President Obama is a Muslim who was born abroad. Speaking at campaign rally in New Hampshire, Trump fielded questions from the crowd, and the first person he called on stood and declared: “We have a problem in ...

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Breitbart Has The Doritos Sadz

Raging spittle-flecked Breitbart columnist John Nolte, who likes to post swastikas on rainbow flags, is feeling VERY INSULTED by a bag of corn chips. He writes: Frito-Lay announced Thursday that for a limited time Doritos will come in rainbow colors to show support for the LGBT community. Sales will go to It Gets Better, a non-profit group started by the ...

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Drudge Poll: Trump Won The Debate

Most on the right and the left seem to believe that Carly Fiorina won last night’s main debate, but not the respondents to Matt Drudge’s poll, who unsurprisingly chose Trump over Fiorina by a more than 2-1 margin. Fiorina only made the main debate stage due to a controversial late rule change made by CNN.

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Oath Keepers Leader: We Will Protect Kim Davis From “Dictatorial Powers” Who Try To Arrest Her

“Now we see the rise of an imperial judiciary that not only legislates from the bench but is attempting to expand their ‘contempt’ power to likewise swallow up our Bill of Rights and circumvent jury trial. Both methods are used to allow the powerful office holder to merely point his finger and have his opponent thrown behind bars without a ...

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Glenn Beck Turns On Sarah Palin: I’m Embarrassed That I Ever Supported That Clown [VIDEO]

Breitbart has the latest infighting deliciousness: Thursday on his radio show, while discussing his appearance on CNN, radio talker Glenn Beck took aim at former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) on the heels of Wednesday’s rally against the Iran nuclear deal near the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C. in which they both made appearances. Beck said, “Don Lemon brings up Sarah ...

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Breitbart: Trump Is Right To Mock Fiorina’s Face

Over at Trump World Headquarters, Breitbart columnist John Nolte says that because he is a sexist, he considers it ungentlemanly to mock the appearance of Carly Fiorina. (In the very next sentence he makes an exception for mocking Rosie O’Donnell’s looks.) But, Nolte declares, Trump is right to make fun of Carly Fiorina, because the only way to get attention ...

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Michael Stipe On Donald Trump Using REM’s Music At Tea Party Iran Deal Protest: “Go Fuck Yourself”

CNN reports: Donald Trump has been blaring R.E.M. on the campaign trail, and the band doesn’t feel fine about it. The GOP presidential candidate took to the podium Wednesday on the steps of Capitol Hill to slam President Barack Obama’s proposed Iran nuclear deal. His walk-up music? R.E.M.’s 1987 hit “It’s the End of the World as We Know It ...

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LIVE VIDEO: Teabagger Iran Deal Protest

Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and a cavalcade of clown car crackpots are rallying outside the US Capitol in protest of the pending Iran deal. At this writing Cruz is onstage ranting about Kim Davis, which somehow has something to do with nuclear weapons. Because Jesus, probably.

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Rep. Louie Gohmert: If I Get My Way On The Iran Deal, I Won’t Run For Reelection [AUDIO]

Nutjob Rep. Louie Gohmert is attempting to derail the Iran deal with a House bill that would reclassify the pending agreement as a treaty. Yesterday Glenn Beck announced that Gohmert has told him that if his bill is approved, he won’t seek reelection. Glenn Beck: “I just got an email from Louie Gohmert. He said, ‘Last week I announced to ...

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Mount Sarah Palin: A Petition Not A Porn Title

Not too many names so far. Pity.

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Sarah Palin: I’d Like To Run Trump’s Department Of Energy – So I Could Get Rid Of It [VIDEO]

This morning Sarah Palin self-nominated herself as Secretary of Energy in the Trump administration. Palin says it would be a “short-term job” – because she’d abolish the department and therefore the federal government’s oversight of the energy industry. One of the Department of Energy’s main responsibilities is overseeing the nuclear industry and the disposal of radioactive waste. Which we certainly ...

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Free Republic Founder Melts Down Over Kim Davis: Homosexualist Nazis Have Declared War On Christianity

“I stand with Kim Davis! I will not comply! Free Republic is and always will remain a pro-God, pro-life, pro-family, pro-constitution, pro-liberty site. The recent SCOTUS ruling against marriage is a travesty against God, country and constitution. It is a shot against Christianity. The government has now officially declared war on Christianity and against individual Christians. Kim Davis is the ...

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Ben Shapiro Has The Kim Davis Sadz

“The rule of law is dead — unless you’re a Christian or a conservative, in which case the left will use the law to throw you in prison. Complete lack of rule of law is anarchy; selective rule of law is tyranny. Any nation that throws Kim Davis in jail but leaves Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Gavin Newsome, Kamala Harris, ...

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