Tag Archives: Super Bowl 2009

Sanctity Of Marriage, Vol. XLIII

Hey, did you know there’s a dating website with over 3 million members that’s just for heterosexuals looking to redefine the definition of marriage? AshleyMadison.com’s slogan: “Life is short. Have an affair.” The company tried to run an ad during the Super Bowl, but were turned down by NBC and the NFL. However a local station in Texas (which is ...

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Super Interruptus

Yesterday I mentioned the porn interruption of the Super Bowl seen by Arizona cable customers. Gizmodo has posted the clip (NSFW), which is rather amusing but definitely not very sexy. (Tipped by JMG reader Tom)

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The Really Super Bowl

A crucial final moment of last night’s Super Bowl was interrupted for Comcast customers in Tucson, Arizona by a switchover to a sex scene on pay-per-wank channel Club Jenna. Apparently, it was an inside job. Heh, job. Comcast believes the pornography that interrupted its feed of the Super Bowl Sunday night was the result of foul play, a company spokeswoman ...

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Best Super Bowl Ad: Hulu.com

I’ve got to agree with Gawker that Hulu.com gave us the best Super Bowl ad. Then again, just about anything with Alec Baldwin in it works for me. It’s also kinda funny that Hulu makes you watch an ad before you can watch their ad.

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Jennifer Hudson “Sings” At Sporting Event

There was some kind of game tonight. Lots of guys in crimson and goldenrod blouses running around in pedal pushers. Anyway, Jennifer Hudson came out of her tragedy-spawned seclusion to deliver a stunning example of lip-syncing. Yo-Yo Ma was seen miming wild applause from his sky box. I love J-Hud, live or not, and thought her version was one of ...

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The Bacon Explosion

The hottest Super Bowl recipe on the internet: the Bacon Explosion. For a nation seeking unity, a recipe has swept the Internet that seems to unite conservatives and liberals, gun owners and foodies, carnivores and … well, not vegetarians and health fanatics. Certainly not the vegetarians and health fanatics. This recipe is the Bacon Explosion, modestly called by its inventors ...

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Rejected: PETA’s Super Bowl Ad

PETA’s “vegetarians have better sex” Super Bowl ad was rejected by NBC because it “depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.” What, models in lingerie rubbing asparagus on their vah-jay-jay is too far?

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