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Jersey Shore star Snooki today told her seven million Twitter followers that she’s ordained to perform weddings and looks forward to officiating for her hairdressers. In other news, Snooki has seven million Twitter followers.

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“Pregnant, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.”

Christie isn’t actually running for anything, but if he was, Snooki would SO not be voting for him.

As part of MTV’s New Year’s Eve celebration in Times Square, the network will lower Jersey Shore cast member Snooki in a giant hamster ball. The ball will drop (violently, some would hope) from the seventh floor balcony of MTV’s studios.

Way to keep your eye on the ball, Sen. McCain!

Sen. John McCain tweeted Jersey Shore cast member Snooki this weekend. Because he’s down with the Em Tee Vee generation! In a preview for the second season of the almost Hallmark-like TV show, Snooki (who is coincidentally the same exact shade of orange as Ohio Rep. John Boehner) explained that she no longer uses tanning beds because “Obama put a …

Gothamist reports that not only is Jersey Shore’s Snooki getting $10,000 just to appear at nightclubs, last night she did the weather in NYC. Dig the cleavage tug. Tonight she judges the Fist Pumping competition at the Hard Rock Cafe in Orlando. SRSLY.