Tag Archives: silliness

Blago Slays Child With Finger Gun,
Swears He Thought It Wasn’t Loaded

Other captions welcome. Tipped by JMG reader Ned.

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God Reveals His FY09 Plan To Pat Robertson, Powerpoint To Follow In Breakout Rooms

Pat Robertson has had his annual sit-down with God this week and here’s what he said the FSM whispered in his ear about 2009. -Obama will lead the nation into socialism and we’ll be happy to follow.-The world will condemn Israel, but they’ll survive. (A safe bet.)-The economy will recover, but there will be hyperinflation, the dollar will dive “dramatically”, …

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Polar Bear Plunge 2009

Hundreds of New Yorkers made their annual Polar Bear Plunge into the icy waters off Coney Island yesterday despite the near-zero temperatures.

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Buzzed

Australian scientists gave cocaine to bees and discovered that while high the bees acted just like human cokeheads. “When foraging honeybees discover a particularly good source of pollen or nectar, they fly back to the hive and perform a symbolic dance for their nest mates,” said Dr Andrew Barron. “This is a specialised form of communication to tell their nest …

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In Which New York Joins The EU

The Wall Street Journal reports that Russian media is giving a lot of attention to a local academic who is predicting that the United States will collapse by 2010 in a civil war brought about by “mass immigration, economic decline, and moral degradation.” Prof. Panarin, 50 years old, is not a fringe figure. A former KGB analyst, he is dean …

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Xmas In Central Florida

I think this video pretty much says it all – a prog-rock version of O’ Little Town Of Bethlehem set to 40,000 computerized Xmas lights. More videos here, including a freestyle version of Jingle Bell Rock.

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Santa Gmail Account

You must embiggen to enjoy – the whole thing is a riot: the IM box, the subject lines, even the status messages. (Via – Someone In A Tree)

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Sarah Get Your Gun

The Sarah Palin 2009 Calendar is now available. This high quality 13 month wall calendar features: Over 50 photographs of Gov Sarah Palin and her family Never before seen photos 13 pages of high quality gloss paper Closed dimensions: 9″x12″ Pre-drilled hole for hanging Cellophane wrapped Produced and printed in the USA (Via – Wonkette)

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Top Ten Rejected Names For
Adolph Hitler Campbell

Via Phillyist, here’s the Top Ten Rejected Names For Adolph Hitler Campbell. 10. Osama bin Ambulance Chaser Campbell9. Dahmer Amin Stalin Telemarketer Campbell8. Torquemada Hussein Waterboarder Campbell7. Progresso Chunky Minestrone Campbell (They enjoy soup; who knew?)6. Oswald Sirhan Booth Insurance Company Campbell5. Rove Cheney Bush Limbaugh Campbell4. Stained For Life Future Juvenile Delinquent Campbell3. Save Time And Arrest Me Now …

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iGross

Via By The Bayou we learn that there’s a new iPhone app that lets you track the menstrual cycles of women in your life so that you know when they’re PMS-ing. Colored lights advise when the women should be avoided, sort of like a Cubicle Homeland Security warning.

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Inevitable: Duck Duck Bush – The Game

Go here to play.

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Google Suggests…

Last night I was Googling “how to get NYPD press credentials” to find a link for yesterday’s post, and these were the choices offered when I had gotten as far as typing “how to g”. Such a strange mix of suggestions. And where the hell are Dalaran and Northrend? I’m totally sure that I’ve never searched for anything on this …

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Santacon 2008

Hundreds of San Franciscans got dressed up as Santa Claus this weekend for Santacon 2008, during which they got hammered and crashed a wedding to cheer the bride and groom. Tipped by JMG reader Adam.

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Even If You Don’t Have A Whopper,
You Can Still Smell Like One

Gothamist reports that Burger King has just launched a Whopper-scented men’s body spray, the perfect stocking stuffer for that PETA member roommate of yours. Just in time for your mom Santa to toss this in your Christmas stocking, Burger King has released a limited-edition men’s body spray that evokes the smell of freshly broiled Whoppers. But isn’t this what they …

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Cable Babes

My cable box is still busted, but I guess I’m slightly mollified by the cutesy 2009 calendars Time-Warner New York is sending out, which feature local cable guys (and a couple of gals) in various seasonal poses. The calendars are free to customers, view the “cable babes” here.

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Flashback: Wigstock West 1996

I couldn’t resist sharing this old photo of me and Project Runway’s Chris March, taken at Wigstock West in 1996, the one year (I think) that Wigstock came to San Francisco. We used to see Chris at all the major events in outlandish costumes like this. I got the pic yesterday from my old SF roommate Eduardo, who’s now gay-married …

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Tainted Gov

The most accidentally funny headline of the day comes from TIME Magazine. (Via – Wonkette)

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Senator Nanny

Now Fran Drescher says she wants to replace Hillary Clinton in the Senate. “I’ve just been given the appointment of U.S. diplomat,” she said at a party for Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven at that restaurant on December 3. “My title is public diplomacy envoy for women’s health issues, and I just got back from a four-country European tour …

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Mount Assmore

Copyranter emailed to tip us to this image he found on a gay German travel site. From his guest post on Coilhouse: Mount Assmore! This is truly one of the funniest ads (click here for closer look) I’ve seen in my 20 years in this fucked-up business. It’s for German website queer-travel.de, who for over 12 years, have made “gay …

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Radar Love

From the Department of Bizarre Gadgets comes the Erectile Quality Monitor: Once you obtain an erection via your stimuli of choice, simply place the head of the penis against the pressure sensor of the device and apply pressure towards the body for a count of 5 seconds or until the penis inflects (bends). At this point a reading will flash …

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