Tag Archives: silliness

Now that Slap-Chop and Sham Wow pitchman Vince Schlomi has been arrested for beating up a prostitute (who gave as good as she got), he’s become a target for YouTube’s Auto-Tune masters. Now you know how Kanye does it.

Some parents aren’t too pleased about Tattoo Stamper Barbie.

From a coming book called No Regrets: The Best, Worst & Most £$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever, here’s Pegasus fucking a pink unicorn. Who is smoking. Slideshow of more examples here. RELATED: I’ve always found it very interesting that most of my friends in SF are somewhat heavily tattooed, while very few of my NYC friends have a single dot of …

Today’s top outgoing link: Guys With iPhones. In second place: Scare Force One. Ratio between the two: 20-1. I’m turning this into a porn blog, you dirty birds.

…is Christopher Poole, aka “Moot”, the 21 year-old founder of 4chan.org, the bulletin board home of hackers worldwide. This according to TIME Magazine, who swears that their online poll was totally not hacked by 4chan. Yeah. Christopher Poole received 16,794,368 votes and an average influence rating of 90 (out of a possible 100) to handily beat the likes of Barack …

Look, I’ll admit getting all warm and fuzzy about Susan Boyle, despite my cynicism regarding how contrived the set-up was. But when the Boyle phenomenon goes into “Two Girls, One Cup” territory, I gotta draw the line. (Via – Andrew Sullivan)

This is an artist’s reimagining of NYC’s subway map. The work is from a 2000 show, but is making the rounds of Gotham’s blogs this week.

Possibly NSFW. No peen, plenty of butt.

It’s technically true that the document that admitted Texas into the Union allows for its possible future division into five states. What would you name these five states? AMERICAblog might have some ideas to get you started.

That woman with a clown car for a uterus has applied for a trademark on the word “octomom.” According to two applications filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office by Suleman on April 10, and obtained by E! News, the enterprising 33-year-old is looking for the right to attach her infamous handle to (surprise) future TV projects, as well …

Improv Everywhere-style, but as the Belgians do it. Classic. (Via – AmericaBlog)

Finally an all-Lego musical version of Silence Of The Lambs. This killed me. Dead. Possibly NSFW. (Via – Slog)

Rachel Maddow has some fun with the persistent wingnut meme that Obama is the anti-Christ.

The New York Times reports that Obama Fried Chicken in Brooklyn has caved to the threats of activists. From the restaurant’s perspective, the name change grew out of pride in the new president and a keen sense of commerce. From other perspectives, it was tone-deaf at best, and racist at worst. When the restaurant, Royal Fried Chicken on Rutland Road …

Well, you knew somebody was going to take offense at NYC’s Obama Fried Chicken restaurants, right? Two New York City fried chicken restaurants in predominantly black neighborhoods are under fire for putting President Barack Obama’s name on their signs. City Councilman Charles Barron said Friday that he will organize a demonstration next week outside the Obama Fried Chicken in his …

“All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.” (Via JMG reader Mike)

I denounce myself for posting this. (Via – JMG reader Castro Craig)