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Anne Graham Lotz Warns That God Might Send A Nuclear Strike To Punish America For Being Immoral

“When you sin and you refuse to repent, God backs away. You don’t repent and you continue to sin and you become defiant, and He backs away further until in the end, God just turns you over to yourself. That’s where America is today. Look at the end of Romans 1. He’s just backed away from us, turned us over ...

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Jim Bakker: The Amtrak Derailment In Washington Was God’s Warning To America About Something [VIDEO]

According to bisexual scamvangelist and food slop bucket kingpin Jim Bakker, last month’s fatal Amtrak derailment in Washington state was a warning from God about…. something! Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Noting that the train was on its maiden voyage on a new stretch of track, Bakker likened the derailment to the sinking of the Titanic, which apparently ...

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Scamvangelist Paula White Remembers That Time Obama Threw The Baby Jesus Out Of The White House

Via Mediaite: Megachurch televangelist Paula White, President Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser, appeared on Fox & Friends to celebrate the administration’s victory in the war for Christmas. “Isn’t it nice to be able to say Merry Christmas, and to put Jesus Christ back on the White House lawn?” White, the chair of Trump’s evangelical advisory board, declared. It’s not clear where ...

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Jim Bakker Launches 24-Hour Home Shopping Channel

End Times scamvangelist and bisexual felon Jim Bakker has launched a 24-hour live-streaming home shopping network, where you can buy his food slop buckets, Jesus trinkets, Mike Huckabee books, and various tributes to God’s Chosen One, Donald Trump. On sale TODAY ONLY are $125 tubs of hydrolyzed collagen so that you will look your best when God rains down his ...

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Televangelist Mary Colbert: Trump’s Filthy Fucking Potty Mouth Only Proves How Much He’s Like Jesus [VIDEO]

According to scamvangelist Mary Colbert, Trump’s use of “rough language” only proves how much he’s totally like Jesus. Seriously. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Colbert said that Christians who oppose Trump because of his use of “rough language” must also “have a problem with Jesus because he spoke to the Pharisees and Sadducees and said, ‘You vipers, you ...

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Bisexual Scamvangelist Jim Bakker: Threats To Impeach Trump Are Totally A Sign Of The Apocalypse [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker said on his television program today that the attacks on President Trump are a sign that the White Horse of the Apocalypse is galloping across America and that the wildfires and Hollywood sexual assault scandals are God’s judgment on California. “This is that white horse today, this ...

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Pastor Who “Laid Hands” On Trump: Hollywood Is Filled With Cannibals Who Drink Blood Of Children [VIDEO]

“They sacrifice children at the highest levels in Hollywood. They drink blood of young kids. This is a fact. That is why the next thing to be exposed will be all the pedophilia that is going to come out of Hollywood and out of Washington, D.C. The human sacrifice and the cannibalism has been going on for years. Some of ...

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Jim Bakker: God Will Punish You For Mocking Me

Bisexual scamvangelist Jim Bakker today declared that God will punish you for mocking him just because his prophecies about the end of the world haven’t come true. “God is speaking to his people. The only ones who probably aren’t talking to God these days are mean people in America, people who just are anti-Christ. If you don’t want to hear ...

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Jim Bakker Guest: Anti-Trump Protesters Are Protesting God Because They’re Possessed By Satan [VIDEO]

According to end times nutjob Joel Richardson, anybody protesting against Donald Trump has been possessed by Satan and therefore they’re actually protesting against God His Damn Self. Or something. Brian Tashman has the quote at Right Wing Watch: Richardson said that Satan has involved himself in the protests: “It’s not against Donald Trump. On the outside, in the natural [world], ...

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Franklin Graham: My Followers Prayed Trump Into Office By Begging Forgiveness For America’s Sins

“I believe God’s hand was involved in this election. I base that on going to all 50 capital cities and seeing the hundreds of thousands of people who came to pray. They didn’t come to hear me preach — they came from across their state to pray. They stood in rain, in snow, in the heat of summer to pray ...

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Scamvangelist Paula “Resurrection Life Seeds” White Named To Trump’s Invocation Ceremony Team

Back in September 2015 a caravan of cuckoo Christian crackpots careened into Trump Tower in midtown Manhattan where notorious mascara addict Jan Crouch and other Bellevue escapees laid hands upon His Holy Donaldness, totally guaranteeing that Christ His Damn Self and millions of other white people would vote for him. Most prominent among those seen fondling Hair Furor’s golden lapel ...

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ELECTION EVE: Televangelists To “Activate 100,000 Warriors In God-Ordained Global Prayer Strike Force”

Televangelists Rod Parsley, Kenneth Copeland, and others have joined Morris Cerullo’s call to activate a global army of 100,000 “intercessors” to pray that White Jesus puts the right president into office. Via Charisma News: Dr. Morris Cerullo, who is celebrating his 70th year in ministry, will hold an event on Facebook and his ministry’s website on Nov. 7, the day ...

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Televangelist Jan Crouch Dies At Age 78

Jan Crouch, the often weeping, always grifting televangelist known for mile-high pink wigs, troweled on eye makeup, and multiple plastic surgeries, has “gone home to glory” with White Jesus. From the right-wing Charisma News: “Laurie and I have just watched the transition of our precious mother from this world to the next; watched her step into the presence of Jesus ...

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Scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland: Ted Cruz Has Been Anointed By God To Become President [VIDEO]

Megachurch scamvangelist, tongues-speaker, and faith-healer Kenneth Copeland has declared that White Jesus Himself has anointed Ted Cruz to become president. Watch below. Following Copeland’s endorsement, church leaders joined him on the stage to lay hands upon Rafael Cruz and predict a “wave of spiritual awakening from coast to coast.” Copeland, as you may know, got his start as the chauffeur ...

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Cindy Jacobs: I Commanded The Clouds Over Israel To Dissipate During A 700 Club Photo Shoot [VIDEO]

Wearing one of her trademark Star Trek: The Next Generation pleather dresses, Prophetess Cindy Jacobs has revealed how she used the authority of White Jesus to order clouds over Jerusalem to dissipate during a photo shoot for Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The Friendly Atheist has the transcript: A friend came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what ...

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