Tag Archives: Santa Claus

Fox News: Santa Claus Is A Butch Right-Winger

According to a column published today by Fox News, Santa Claus is obviously a butch manly man and hardcore right winger. An excerpt: He is a man with a harsh and stringent code. Santa makes lists of children throughout the world and, oh no, he puts them in categories according to their behavior. He believes in accountability, but is generous ...

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WAR ON CHRISTMAS: Anti-Gay Preacher Harasses Texas Mall Patrons, Tells Kids Santa Isn’t Real [VIDEO]

Pink News reports: A militant anti-gay preacher turned up to a shopping mall to tell children Santa Claus isn’t real. Pastor David Grisham, from Alaska, rocked up at the Texas mall over the weekend to shout at children that their parents are lying to them about Santa. In the video he says: “I want to tell you today that there ...

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TRAILER: I Am Santa Claus

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is very angry about this documentary. CNN executives are very excited that one of their own, Morgan Spurlock, is the man behind “I Am Santa Claus.” To prove how happy they are, they are flagging a supremely positive article about the flick by one of their online columnists, John D. Sutter. The source of their ...

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Scientifically Accurate Santa Claus

I wonder if the wingnuts will go after Fox for this.

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Bill O’Reilly: Santa Is Definitely White

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The Kinsey Sicks Vs Megyn Kelly

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Boston’s Santa Speedo Run 2013

Source.

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