Tag Archives: robots

NOT A ROBOT: Rubio Breaks Tooth On Candy Bar, Issues Money Beg Asking Supporters To “Chip In”

Marco Rubio chipped a tooth while eating a frozen Twix bar, so naturally tonight he issued a money beg declaring that he’s continuing to “fight tooth and nail” and asking his followers to “chip in” to his increasingly beleaguered campaign. Rubio has been told to eat soft foods while his repaired tooth sets and the Twitterverse is snarkily leaping upon ...

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Today In Creepy Robots

He’ll order your Chinese takeout AND be your wingman. (Tipped by JMG reader Ray)

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OKLAHOMA: GOP US House Candidate Says Opponent Is Dead And Has Been Replaced By A Robot Or Lookalike Human

“I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma, and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.S. Representative when honored to so. I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have. Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few ...

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Google Buys Battle Robots Company

Clip description: Google has purchased the cutting-edge robotics firm which supplies mobile research robots for the Pentagon. The tech giant is keeping secret what it will produce with the acquired technology. Boston Dynamics, an engineering company that designs robots like BigDog, Cheetah, WildCat, and Atlas, is now the eighth robotic company to join Google’s ranks in the last six months, ...

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TRAILER: Almost Human

RoboCop meets I, Robot.

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