Tag Archives: right-wing hilarity

Tweet Of The Day – Porno Pete

Damn that Joe Jervis! Always spreading hate by quoting “family leaders” verbatim and posting screencaps of exactly what they are doing! It’s an outrage. OUTRAGE!

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Trump To Moderate GOP Debate

And the twitterverse is already having a field day.

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She’s A Bad Ewa Jamma….

Oh thank you, thank you, Crazy Eyes! I knew you would not let me down. Aside from the fall-out-of-your-chair hilarity of never ONCE looking into the right camera, Crazy Eyes has placed her mispronunciation of Iwo Jima into the Twitter hall of fame, where it is now a top trending topic and probably will be for at least the next ...

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World Net Daily: Homos And The Muslim Brotherhood Have Taken Over CPAC 2011

As part of their continuing campaign to destroy CPAC 2011 for allowing GOProud to participate, today World Net Daily announced that the nation’s largest annual conservative conference is being secretly run by the “Muslim Brotherhood.” For realz! With the Conservative Political Action Conference under fire for allowing participation by a homosexual activist group called GOProud and for a financial scandal ...

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Liberty Counsel: We Are SO Not Doing CPAC If GOProud Is There!

Matt Barber says that if the 2010 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) allows Log Cabin Republicans splinter group GOProud to remain as a co-sponsor, he will lead a boycott of the event by anti-gay groups. Oh NOES! Porno Pete breathlessly reports: Folks, for years religious conservatives have been complaining about getting the shaft from CPAC, the annual Conservative Political Action ...

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Another South Carolina GOP Pol Busted

If you’re the South Carolina Assistant Attorney General, naturally you flee from the police when they find you in a cemetery with an 18-year old stripper, a bag of sex toys, and a pocketful of Viagra. Filed under: You Can’t Make This Up.

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Auto-Tune The News: Hillary & Katie

I can’t get enough of these.

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Deeeeelicous!!!!

Hey, remember when NOM went all copyright on everybody’s ass because of those Gathering Storm audition tapes? Check out what you see now when you try to play their new clip featuring Perez Hilton aka Mario Lavandeira.BWA HA HA HA. Never thought I’d say THIS, but Perez Hilton FTMFW!

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Sen.Vitter On DC Madam’s Witness List

David Vitter (the married, family values, hooker hiring, gay marriage ban voting, diaper fetishist Republican Senator from Louisiana) may be called to testify on behalf of the madam accused on running a DC-based prostitution ring. Deborah Palfrey is accused of racketeering and money-laundering. Also on Palfrey’s witness list is Harlan Ullman, the military strategist who came up with the “shock ...

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It’s A GOP Whoregasbord!

Ho-lee CRAP! The scandal unfolding around Washington state Rep. Richard Curtis (R-DUH) is out-Haggarding and out-Craiging anything we’ve ever seen from fucked up, self-hating, anti-gay, right-wing Republicans. And that, my tender kittens, is rilly, rilly saying something. Today’s Self-Loathing Menu (Prix Fixe: One Political Career) We start with a late-season twink porn prostitute appetizer (NSFW), followed by a main course ...

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Larry Craig: I Don’t Approve Of The Lifestyle

I watched Sen. Craig’s interview with Matt Lauer last night, watching Lauer lob softball after softball and through Craig’s denials, I just sat there thinking “Gayface, gayface, gayface.” I’m terrible. Here’s the complete transcript of the interview. From Tom Shales in the WaPo: One thing, at least, was made painfully clear by Matt Lauer’s interview with Sen. Larry Craig on ...

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GOP: Screwing 2008

The logo for the GOP’s 2008 convention is causing a lot of blogosnickers. From Daily Kos: Wide stance? Check.In Minneapolis? Check.Prison stripe-wearing? Check.Starry eyed? Check. As for the elephant humping the “2008”… Are they going for a “Still screwing the country in 2008” theme, or is it a reference to hypocritical adulterers like David Vitter and just about the entire ...

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Larry Craig: Still Guilty

In a 27-page decision, the judge reviewing Sen. Toe-Tapper’s case has refused to allow him to withdraw his guilty plea. Judge Charles Porter: “The defendant, a career politician with a college education, is of at least above-average intelligence. He knew what he was saying, reading and signing.” Now let’s see if Tearoom Larry decides to un-unresign. UPDATE: Larry Craig responded ...

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Sen. Craig Already In Senate Hotseat

This story is moving quickly. A photo of Sen. Craig’s arresting officer is already out. And a government watchdog group, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, has filed a complaint with the Senate ethics committee requesting an inquiry into Sen. Larry Craig’s tearoom antics. And the Idaho Statesman has already dug up a man “with close ties to Republican ...

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Judge: Allen’s Statements Out

A Florida judge has ruled that since Florida legislator Bob Allen was not read his Miranda rights, statements he subsequently made to the police will not be admissible in his trial, including his stated fear of black men and his (as far as I know) previously undisclosed mention that he had “$800 in his car”. Hmm, that seems kinda bribe-ish, ...

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Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID): Another Busted Republican Tearoom Cruiser

Stridently anti-gay Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig was revealed today to have been arrested on June 11th for lewd public conduct in the men’s restroom of Minneapolis/St. Paul International Airport. Craig pled guilty on August 8th. Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) was arrested in June at a Minnesota airport by a plainclothes police officer investigating lewd conduct complaints in a men’s ...

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HomoQuotable – Matt Sanchez

“I’m honored WorldNetDaily.com has asked me to be a part of such a respectable organization. WorldNetDaily has some of the most talented people I’ve had the privilege of working with in the media since arriving in Iraq earlier this year.” – Gay porn star, prostitute, serial man-rimmer and right-wing darling Matt Sanchez, announcing that he has joined the writing staff ...

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WingNutDaily: Nuke ‘Dem Mosques

Here’s the result of a poll on WingNutDaily (via Pam’s House Blend), asking their readers, “Should U.S. threaten nuclear annihilation of Muslim holy sites for deterrence?” Frightening. Funny how they characterize Muslims as “religion-driven fanatics”, innit? Much as I used to watch 700 Club, I now read WingNutDaily for the pure entertainment value of watching how completely nutso the right ...

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Hairpiece Prayer Watch

Washington DC, Sunday afternoon For unknown reasons, Chuck Norris’ exercise infomercial is playing on the TV in our hotel room. Jerry: Ugh, I can’t believe I used to think he was hot.JMG: I don’t think I ever did, but especially not now that he’s a right-wing nutjob. He writes a column on some Christianist website. It’s mostly about Jeebus. And ...

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954-828-5004

Things have a little heavy on the news from Fort Naugledale in gay blogland, but as a former resident with many friends living there, I am compelled to persist. Therefore, I can’t resist showing you this video from some rinky-dink outfit called Active Christian Media, who ask for support for Nauglepoo. Many are speculating that the Christian right is grooming ...

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